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![File: 1583394903294.jpg (47 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)06:12:39 No.847191605 [Reply] >>847193650 > /b/ me > wake up in middle of night > needtoshit.jpg > use bathroom in the dark > realise I feel still half asleep > in an attempt to condition my mind into not thinking pissing myself in my sleep is ok, I begin to move my arms and touch the cold walls to feel "in reality" > finish s--- > go back to sleep Fast forward two days later. > /b/ me still > go to the bathroom > "I better check I'm actually awake!" > flail arms, touch cold walls > "yep, seems to check out" > commencepiss.gif > immediately wake up from dream > covered in piss How the f--- has my brain cucked me out of my own consciousness? How has it managed to bypass what's basically a lucid dreaming technique? F---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/021/496/d49.jpg "Cold comfort | /r/Greentext")
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