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Left The Maple Leafs The Nordiques constantly coped about being the lesser of the two québec teams have the largest fan base in the league by far constant meddling, infighting, and feuds between members of the boys club has prevented them from succeeding since the 1960s absolute echo chamber, the fans are completely delusional and feed into each others delusions. this also bleeds into management a literal c of red The Flames The Jets any and all young talent is desperate to leave for greener pastures this past season the workers (players) successfully overthrew the bourgeoisie (they got their coach fired) IL pretty funny that they told sutter to f--- off Imao the most diverse team in the league in terms of country of origin last year hired the first black The Coyotes completely dysfunctional, directionless mess. every setback is followed by a bigger one biggest laughingstock in league history gm in nhl history i feel bad for them, they have a really loyal fanbase, and they're totally dead inside The Sharks at least they try and grow the game in the hispanic community aren't good right now, but the fans still love them. they'll be really good in 5 years another dysfunctional mess, players and coaches openly contest each other than it would have been if they would have just left it alone The Kraken play in an arena that was named to spread awareness about climate change fun loving bunch of rejects that aren't nearly as hated as vegas was basically the canadiens but way more extreme leagues's newest team, still trying to discover their identity financial problems forced them to relocate to denver, where they finally became good The Oilers have the best and arguably the second best talents on earth signed to team friendly contracts The Canucks train wreck on and off the ice constantly double down on their mistakes, makes situation worse have absolutely no idea how to manage the salary cap whatsoever, constantly in a cap crunch outside of this, much like the canucks, they cannot manage their finances have spent the last decade doing nothing but suffering threatened american supremacy in the 80s and 90s before falling off the face of the earth The Sabres extremely annoying on social media HACAMA the youth movement is going to pay off very soon The Devils extreme loyal fanbase has stuck by them through it all got absolutely bent over by the hurricanes, but it was a nice "learning experience" fanbase is annoying and i only expect it grow as they get better The Hurricanes somehow even more annoying than the devils on social media offer sheeted a mid level third overall pick and refuse to stop bringing it up have either underachieved or choked in each of the last 5 playoffs Authoritarian The Canadiens french boys club mentality over 100 years in the making allez montréal! The Capitals were known as historic chokers until haven't done literally anything since then, and a miracle championship are rapidly declining have a history of good russian players like ovechkin and kuznetsov. huh. странно The Kings ironic that the kings are in auth left huh? somehow have both a superiority and an inferiority complex a few of their players have admitted to smoking weed for muscle recovery all their players love it there, The Avalanche really chill, nobody besides the red wings ever had a problem with them it's a great place to play very strong lgbt allies, involved in the anaheim community captained by a slovene born in yugoslavia. CMeшHO really popular with celebrtites and people associated with hollywood The Ducks it's chill bay area hockey man, what could possibly go wrong? (everything) formerly a force to be reckoned with, now quite literally a lame duck originally were based on the movie to make disney more money so they should be lib right but they're progressive The Seals the fans didn't really care about the seals when they were still around neither did the players The Blues were an absolute extremely unlikable. the players and joke for their entire coaches are detestedexistence and constantly bring up their one by opposing teams year of relevancy to prove their status management's decisions are backfiring rapidly, too bipolar to decide if they want to double down or cut their losses The Wild the most irrelevant nhl franchise by far they don't do anything of note but a young austrian is currently rising in their ranks they were the second time the sport failed in atlanta, it likely won't be attempted again anytime soon The Thrashers I had the foundations to be a major player in georgia sports let's see where this goes terrible mismanagement and awful roster makeups led to their pilgrimage to winnipeg The Lightning nobody likes them and evenryone wants them to crash and burn no state income tax, easily abuse the salary cap. everyone complains but they didn't break any rules were (allegedly) a yakuza front at one point The Predators destroy a car with their opponents logo painted on it before games fascinating blend of southern and hockey cultures. they throw a catfish on the ice sometimes that's f------ awesome i'm surprised hockey succeeded in tennessee, but i'm not complaining The Blue Jackets for some reason they hired mike babcock despite having a gold mine of good young players. shame in acts of desperation, have spent insane amounts of money on shiny new free agents this has not worked out for them at all Libertarian The Rangers have a weird tendency to totally screw up the development of their players The Islanders i f------ hate them. they have some of the worst fans in the league a boys club that is unique to new york, but it's never talked about as much as the others embarrassing failure after embarrassing failure, the fans are starting to revolt and management is in crisis mode management still thinks it's 1992, and deploy the players like it is. does this work? intense culture of hard work and loyalty, brotherhood but have moved past the boys club. huge love of physical players The Bruins oh everyone outside of new england hates them. easily the second most hated team after vegas the bruins' little brother that nobody ever took seriously seriously, the bruins literally kicked them out of massachusetts no The Whalers old school mentality, players are required to be clean shaven the entire fanbase is on suicide watch right now, that was such a meltdown although they relocated, hartford still holds on to the memories of the whalers. that's admirable melnyk really only cared about money. he wore a fake jersey to an official promotion basically the same as tampa bay without any of the success and with a little bit of vice flair The Senators long history of penny pinching, cutting costs, and being hesitant to spend on free agents team has finally been sold, so there is hope for the future The Panthers I have had two miracle runs to the stanley cup final that have both ended in heartbreak fans don't show up to games sometimes, but opposing fans ensure ticket sales regardless The Flyers currently on year 10 of a 5 year plan constantly find new and creative ways to completely f--- themselves for years to come boys club ridden with nepotism, management refuses to evolve with the times The Penguins a gigantic boys club as well, but slowly modernizing won back to back cups twice with two players who were both the best in the world at the time it's definitely too late for them to recover, most likely are going to sink in the standings The Red Wings were an absolute wrecking ball in the 90s and early 2000s, faded as time passed rich history of dominant scandinavian players like zetterberg and lidström slowly on the upswing despite some questionable moves. they're playing the long game The Stars everything is bigger in texas, including their top 6, top 4, and oettinger most likely going to dominate the league over the next decade extremely passionate fanbase, was proof that hockey can work in non traditional markets The Blackhawks covered up a sexual assault of a player by a coach in order to not disrupt the team's chances of winning the cup dead dynasty that was hated at the time and is even mire hated now received no punishment. also, they got the first overall pick this year because, f--- you, thats why The Golden Knights winning is the only priority, and they everyone hates them finally won it all this year but it's purely out of jealousy and they know it completely cutthroat, no loyalty to any player or executive Right

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