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![-Anonymous 01/23/12(Mon)04 56 No.335469182233547042 2233547110 Hide File 1327316162 png-(75 KB, 650x588, humanfetish2 png) iqdb google >Fluttershy comes over asking to borrow a cup of She tries to get in past you, but you tell her to stay She spills it all over you > "Oh dear, we better get you washed up!" >She hurries in past you, squeezing through the door Closes the door instantly behind her s trying to pull your shirt off >Has to be forcibly ejected, but you cant get your shirt back She wears the unwashed shirt around town for the next week straight >Twilight comes to you to ask what the deal is >Fluttershy finally shows up on your door offering to retum it if you'll let it in [-] El Anonymous 01/23/12(Mon)05:03 No. 33547042 [ ! ] 2233547100 2233547110 2233547426 Hide File 1327316629 ong-(48 KB, 598x359, humanfetish3.png) igdb google >Ponies everywhere, playing, splashing, swimming, eating, soaking up sun >She's constantly stealing glances over but pretends not to notice you, setting up her own towel a bit down the beach, nearer the water She's not doing a very good job of pretending Go to change into your suit at one of those kiosks >Hear shuffling outside after you've gone in >Stand there for a minute, knowing who it is Yellow hooves quietly scuff the sand outside >A camera clatters over the curtain of the stall, falling on the floor The sound of hooves running away Still no sign of Fluttershy Fluttershy frozen in place, crouched next to you, holding a pair of scissors next to your bathing suit Stammers awkwardly, trying to come up with an explanation - Anonymous 01/23/12(Mon)05 24 No 33547426 [112233547446233547451 22335474652233547474 2233547476 22335475112335475172233547527 2233547545 Hide 2 KB. 613x412, humanfetish1.png) igdb google Go to get the paper, Pinkie Pie bursts in with confetti and noisemakers >Throws you an awesome party with the rest of her friends Everyone gives you nice presents Home-made apple cider from Applejack >A ticket to the next Wonderbolts show from Dash (swapped out last minute from the set of weights she was going to get you) >A fancy, gem-studded T-Shirt from Rarity, who's still trying to grasp human fashions A box of sweets from Pinkie Pie, with a signed card from Mr. and Mrs. Cake >Fluttershy's present comes around the table >With presents and cake out of the way, the party moves to games ie jumps on your back and ties on a blindfold You can't help but smile >Feel your pants start to unbutton >Pull your blindifold off, look down at Pinkie who is now frozen halfway through unzipping you >Angrily demand to know what she thinks she's doing >Pinkie tells you that Fluttershy said this was a traditional human party game and she was just trying to make you feel more at home >She avoids your gaze, helps herself to the punch Party is winding down, most guests have left Whispers discreetly she has another present for you >Hands you a small box and winks before leaving >n your room, sitting on your bed Throw it across the room and tum off the light to go to sleep >Hear tiny mechanical whirr as hidden camera in teddy bear zooms in [-]ãƒAnonymous 01/23/12(Mon)05:37 No. 33547621 [ ! ] 2233547640 Hide File1327318655pngイ124 KB. 550x543, flut png"gdb google Figure itll go away on its own, but mention it to Twilight when you see her >A week goes by and you've only gotten worse Rarity and Twilight come by to check on you >Applejack comes along this time, bringing homemade soup Twilight says you should see a doctor >Ask how a pony doctor would be able to help >Says she's given all the books and information she could find to the doctor, they might know what to do now >AJ has to help you out of bed Pinkie and Dash show up to support you >Dash leaves after a while, evidently bored >Finally get admitted while girls wait outside >Sit in doctor's office on examination table it's Fluttershy in a costume labcoat and a very bad wig >She puts on a fake accent and everything Clearly thinks she's a master of disguise >Tells you to lose the underwear You just stare at her, unimpressed >Later, police find the real doctor tied up in the broom closet - Anonymous 01/23/12(Mon)06:01 No.33647960 [! 22335479792233548024 Hide File 1327320104 png-(1.25 MB, 1680x1050, flutterwicked.png) igdb google >Fluttershy stands on the step, soaking wet She has a surprisingly determined, no-nonsense expression >Tells you she's here for you >Roll eyes and tell her she's not sleeping over tonight >Yellow hoof comes out, stops door suddenly >Fluttershy says she's had enough playing around and beating around the bush >You fold your arms and wait, not quite sure what to expect >Tells you she wants to have sex with you >You just stare at her >Fluttershy peering in through the rain](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/261/415/34e.png)
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![D Anonymous 53 minutes ago No. 1 1619953 [リ221 1620014 22116201272211620859 >You walk through the front door Your old house It's been your parent's place forever, for as long as you can remember >You look around, smelling the same smells and hearing the same sounds >lt almost distracts you from what you have to do >Walking upstairs, you hear the same creaks in the stairs. The pipes groan in the walls in the same way >Reaching up, you pull the string on the attic stairs. With a creak, it swings op >You climb up the few steps and look around the dusty, gloomy attic space >Boxes, paintings, pictures, and tom insulation as far as your eyes can see >Pulling yourself up to sit on the edge, you pull the note out of your inner coat pocket >Your late father left you many things in his will, but the most curious of it all was a note Hand-written, on a piece of actual paper >A rarity these days, what with cloud computing and everything It looks so old and frail, like your old man did in those last few weeks. >You feel a lump in your throat, fighting it down >Opening the note, you reread it. >"Hey son. I'm writing this on your first birthday. I'm having to put away certain things to make room for more important things, but I want to make sure those first things arent forgotten. So when you get this, look for a box marked "FAUST" in the attic. Love you, kiddo." curtain of dust spilling into your face □ Anonymous 47 minutes ago No.1 1620127 [ ▼ ] >>11620360 >>11620859 >You refold the note and tuck it back into your coat pocket your way through the attic boxes, moving them aside >You're momentarily distracted by old pictures of Christmas' past, as well as your old boxes of toys >Finally you come across a box marked FAUST, just as your father said it would be It's not that big or remarkable, barely distinguishable from the other boxes in the attic >You pull it out and slowly backtrack out of the attic, carrying it down into the living room. >Sitting down on the old couch, finding your same, comfortable space on it, you pull the old cardboard flaps back, peering into the box "..the hell?" >You reach in and pull out a handful of tiny, colorful toy ponies Did you have a little sister you never knew about? >Placing the toy ponies aside, you dig a little deeper >You find a pile of dics- old DVDs >Some of them are professionally made >"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 1 Volume 1, and so on, all the way to Season5 The others are recorded personally, with your father's handwriting in black ink >"Bronycon 14 >"Bronycon 15" >"Second movie premiere, '14" >But the biggest shocker comes at the bottom of the box. >An old framed photo, showing a pair of kids, younger than you are now >It takes you a little while to realize it, but you finally recognize the two in the picture mom?" □ Anonymous 37 minutes ago No. 1 1620360 | ▼ ] >>11 620447 >>11 620545 > > 1 1620859 >That's your mother all right, dressed in some strange costume - a yellow sweater with a pink skirt and a pink wig Your father has his arm around her shoulder, a big et-up is even more ridiculous - a hideou urple gown with bells on the end, a big fake beard ha Bri anner in the Tar roun me ne l oure now starin ars wron wondering wh f girly stuff was ion 0 No 1 1620545 1 ▼1 >>11620753 >>11620859 ere was hts should only have men wer s just our bad luck it was pretty As a show on its own ow aimed at ers s who found out the stu daughters were watching was And we sta now what now, but in m ermet was everywhere mmunities, we made fan tories, we went t ere's not muc saw ma hat will never come Anonymous 18 minutes ago No 1 1620753 [▼] >> 1 1620793 2211620813 2211620859 211620545 "But now you're here ime ical. So now that I'm gone, youve got the DVDs of a e for a whil in your oure grown now ras get from it what I got from it saw ever cruel and uncaring place Im not go worst in others, and I'm not going to have ros And, no matter what, I'm proud of >The DVD e ue screen sta ere ctures, DVDs, and costumes on the coffee table >How could something so trite have been so important to your father? >You reach down and pick up the Season 1 DVD case, staring down at it >The brightly-colored ponies grin back up at you >You smirk, chuckling a bit >Standing, you open the Blu-Ray player, popping your father's DVD out and setting the Season 1 DVD in. ovO in Anonymous 17 minutes ago No. 11620793 Ir] >>11620828 >The music begins >"My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah ah ah ahhh. >You pick up the picture, staring at your parents >Both of them smiling, dressed up in those silly costumes >So young and vibrant Looking back at the TV, letting the saccharine-saturated nature of your father's old pasttime wash over you. > You cant fight the smile coming over your face](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/616/202/6fd.jpg "6fd.jpg")
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