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CHURCH-MOUSE CLEANING LADY GROUP ORGANIZER Is quiet, does not attempt to speak with anyone or make friends Will yell at people for being too loud and report those who violate often self-declared "quiet hours" Books excursions and travel, brings groups together to do stuff, and acts as a self- appointed liaison with the locals If you wanted silence, you should've stayed in a hotel... SCANDIES Generally quiet and only talk to each other, and appear angry at you if you try to talk to them Very occasionally, if you ply them with alcohol, they'll open up But they will always seem somewhat guarded Not at all sure why so many 40+ couples stay at hostels They usually cuddle in a single twin bed and hold hands at breakfast Hit or miss, sometimes really Inice and sometimes standofrish to the youth YOUNG COUPLE Lots and lots of PDA and occasionally they try to bonk when Usually 18-24- year-olds on a cheap romantic they think getaway everyone's asleep (they aren't) Someone who lives traveling, but doesn't quite have a job Do everything together and act as a singular unit; "I" is not in their vocabulary and it's all "we" ESCAPEE Someone getting away from a duty Using this trip as the "flight" portion of fight or flight or responsibility back home in some sort of unofficial, clandestine way OLDER COUPLE FREE FOODIE Too poor or lazy to go out to eat or buy groceries, so lives out of the free food bin and the Chef's generosity Seems nervous about going back home and facing it; or staying away from it as long as possible Might be me very soon tbh Hired by the hostel to pick up the visitors' s---...literally Usually their possessions are either worn or an amalgamation of things they've acquired on the road Hasn't seen home in a long time and doesn't necessarily want to For such a small country, they make up a disproportionate size of the traveling population If the hostel is in a While everyone else has vague developing country, desires to "have they make the equivalent of $10 USD each day fun," the group organizer actually knows how to put things into motion DUTCH Often treated as subhuman by the guests but actually have a lot of power Came here for the nature Rather quiet but friendly enough if you get them to open up Every one of them, without fail, will compare the country they're in to the Netherlands Shows up in the middle of the night, leaves in the middle of the night, doesn't appear in the daytime Doesn't matter if there's some stale cereal and a moldy potato in the bin, that's dinner The NATURE ENTHUSIAST gastronomic flexibility is kind of endearing Invites others on hikes and climbs Generally not into the clubbing scene and practices healthy behaviors FULL-TIME NOMAD HARD PARTIER Getting by on a shoestring budget and living out of the same suitcase for a year or more You might exchange a few groggy words at 3 AM, but you'll never see his face Disappears without a trace Came here to party, and that's exactly what he does You never see him sober Mornings are a nightmare; nights are a transfiguration Guaranteed to miss checkout time CHEF Never gets meals out, goes out and buys ingredients and cooks constantly Kiss The Cook Is usually the one who initiates exchange of social media at the end of the day Either a European university student or an American on study abroad Generally shares with the rest of the hostel Is able to make the most out of few ingredients STUDENT This is a weekend getaway to them and they try and cram their itineraries as densely as possible Sometimes they have to bring their homework though THE SUNSHINE Positive no matter what happens, usually ties together newfound friend groups Suggests lots of activities, but not necessarily good at organizing them Listen to music without headphones, FaceTime their family loudly, wear flip-flops everywhere Rarely attempts to make friends or speak a common language ADRENALINE JUNKIE Came here to get WAY out of his comfort zone and do the craziest s--- possible FULL-TIME STAFF RESOURCE HOG Not a team player Usually easygoing guys in their 40s who used to be travelers themselves and pay it forward "What are you doing?" "Oh, just summitting the local mountain/biking on a cliffside/diving to a shipwreck" Run the hostel and work there full time But not afraid to lay down the law and kick people out if they break the rules SOLDIER ON LEAVE From a country with mandatory conscription such as Israel, Finland, or South Korea Act a little more uptight than everyone else Prepared to answer all the dumb questions from Americans about how cool it is to shoot guns JUST PASSING THROUGH Here for one night only, sometimes only a few hours, on the way to another destination 0000 Does not try to make friends; goes to bed early and leaves early and that's that THE EXTREME EXTROVERT Very, very charismatic Is the life of the party at the bar Makes lots of friends and travels onward with them Part-time or volunteer workers at the hostel Doing it less for the money and more for the friends and free accommodation Will do their jobs but substantially less strict with the rules and will do cowboy s--- like sell drugs or f--- the visitors Uses all the shower water, stays in the bathroom for 40 minutes, hogs the kitchen stove WORK TRIP So he has to sit on a hostel bunk and take Zoom meetings with random people walking through and shouting Usually gets them, but if he's not charismatic he gets cheated on the price/quality Sees no issue with it, everyone else dislikes them His company didn't splurge for a hotel DIPLOMA A little more adult and mature than everyone else, and not quite as fit as he once was, but still socializes Often doesn't reveal his age because Gen Z treats him like a geriatric old man if they see "3_" Gets laid too FLY-BY-NIGHT INDIAN/AFRICAN WORKAWAYERS THE ENGLISH| LOST AMERICAN This is their first time abroad and they don't speak a word of the language DRUGS Knows that it's easy to find drugs in a hostel and looks true for them intently Seems incredibly fed- up PERSON IN 30s| SHADY OLD MAN A millennial who's not quite ready to give up the travel bug and is still 21 at heart Most often they have some responsibility awaiting them on the other side Mixed reactions to this Hopped on their EasyJet flight from Gatwick on Friday afternoon and hopping on a flight back Sunday night Loud, annoying, and travel in packs GRADUATION TRIP TRUST FUND Someone, usually a Western European or American, whose parents gave them this trip as a graduation present Get in fights with other groups of English about football rivalries ELITIST Staying in the hostel as a last resort and clearly not happy to be here Friendly enough to everyone else though Blatantly on business, about what he's but you both doing here and know that's not nobody knows what it is for sure BIGOT Usually from a developing country, says something insensitive about women or ethnic minorities Random 50+-year- old man staying in the hostel Doesn't make many friends and disappears for long stretches of time Uses cash only Complains about everything constantly and leaves a one- star review on Hostel World 90% of the time doesn't even know what he said was wrong LACOSTE Woke Americans hate him although his views are somewhat accepted by European standards Generally doesn't speak with anyone and keeps to himself, creeps people out Came here to get laid Is isolated from everyone else both physically and emotionally, people gossip about him behind his back Very Buys expensive wealthy, gets drinks at the bar and goes out for opulent, the private touristy meals room Buys the most expensive excursions because money is just a toy LOOKING FOR THE "WORK" TRIP COOMER Says he's here Travels first class and carries around designer luggage Either hesitant toward or hostile to the local culture If they're lucky they'll be adopted by a group, if they're not they'll have a sad and lonely trip but it's their own doing Hits on other guests, collects socials, asks them out If he's attractive, he will almost certainly f--- around a lot; if he's not, he will almost certainly get reported and kicked out

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