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Political Compass - Every airline I've flown on and what I thought of them 6x3 | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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LUFTHANSA Fast boarding and deplaning, dry but frank pilots and flight crew, well-defined directions and rules Efficiency personified. AIR CANADA Nice enough airline, but a lapdog of the oppressive Canadian government FFFF Airline has great hub-and-spoke structure and the smoothest landings I've ever experienced Basic. Strict enforcement of policies that make no sense and the planes are no fun UNITED Nevertheless, most attractive livery in the airline industry today I've flown United several times and cannot for the life of me remember a single thing about the flights. DELTA flag carrier Have never had a delayed and flight Flight attendants have been fun accommodating Only time I've gotten unlimited free alcohol is on one of their flights AER LINGUS Very friendly flight attendants and good airline food They don't mind if you lay down midflight or take extra blankets BOLIVIANA Bolivia's My uncle, who works in the airline industry, had never heard of them before I flew them Ancient planes (built in the early 90s) that even come with ashtrays Strong Narcos vibes, really good food and big-t---- flight attendants AIR FRANCE AUSTRIAN Very, very snobby flight Will not tolerate itinerary changes crews and back-office operations Seem to disdain you when you're in the plane The whole experience is an aggressive promotion of French superiority AMERICAN Their whole branding is based on patriotism but otherwise it's budget airline just kind of a boring airline SOUTHWEST Most aggressive marketing of any airline I've experienced Boarding is a disorganized mob and you can sit wherever Pilots have a great sense of humor WOW Now-defunct ultra-budget airline that was partially-funded by the Icelandic government to have cheap flights to Europe but long layovers in Reykjavik The flight crew seemed like they didn't want to be there and everything felt just kinda thrown together But I mean it was $200 from Amsterdam to Cleveland so I'm not complaining CONDOR German Best pre-flight long-haul safety video I've ever seen Not many amenities, real cowboy s---, but they have a sense of humor Flight attendants are really uptight If you try to speak German with them, they'll respond in English They play the Blue Danube Waltz upon embarkation and disembarkation Absolute class My favorite airline Clear catering to an older crowd and nostalgia for Austria's past KLM Throwing these together because I've had the same experience on all three Everything feels clean and high- quality SOUTHERN AIRWAYS At least whenever I've flown them, the passengers are quiet and polite and everyone is businesslike EXPRESS You get put in a little Cessna in a big, accommodating seat, and you cruise at 7,000ft (2,200m) and get to talk to the pilots I feel like an aviation geek on a private jet whenever I fly them Plus tickets are only like $60! EASYJET/ RYANAIR/ VUELING Extremely cheap flights but you have to sneak on any carryon of even moderate size or you'll be charged up the ass Expect no amenities and think of it like a mode of transportation and nothing else Your plane will often be delayed and you will get marketed to throughout the flight. UKRAINIAN INTERNATIONAL The flight crew wears mismatching uniforms, everything on the planes are broken, and luggage compartments are straight-up left open on takeoff and landing If there is meal/drink service they run out almost immediately, and the rules are only reluctantly enforced

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