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CHICKEN RUN (2000) GONE GIRL (2014) | WHIPLASH (2014) Unique claymation animation, great John Powell score, uniquely- British humor Just maintains a constant energy and tension, never stops J.K. Simmons is an extremely effective villain The most effective piece of Communist propaganda I've ever seen A vanguard of Socialist media The whole thing takes place in one room but it's one of the most interesting films I've ever seen Great acting THE GRAPES OF WRATH (1940) No matter your politics, this will leave you feeling like "damn, why businesses so mean" John Steinbeck is the GOAT THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION (1994) Probably the most well-made movie ever, masterful cinematography, score, acting, and pacing The ultimate justice p--- movie HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE (2001) The rest of the Harry Potter series is just eh, but this one captures a sense of childhood whimsy rarely seen anymore The ultimate Halloween Panther; I left thoroughly- impressed and awestruck The animation is the best of any movie I've ever seen Yes it's way better than the sequel, the original will go down as a classic THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013) Don't start throwing rotten fruit yet I'll defend my point As a stand-alone action movie, it's exceptionally- paced, acted, and shot The movie that Regardless, women still can't Rosamund Pike decide is pro- or does the best anti-feminist acting job of any woman I've ever seen The pacing especially is the best I've seen in almost any movie FORREST GUMP (1994) It's absolutely well nostalgia bait So much stuff for boomers, but it's done' happens, but it's really an accurate snapshot of a unique time in American history Also Trent + Atticus score and David Fincher directing, so brownie points Genuine tension and a few of the actors are actual 9/11 decision- makers than compensate 12 ANGRY MEN (1957) REDS (1981) MARY POPPINS (1964) ZODIAC (2007) MEAN GIRLS (2004) HAMLET (1996) THE LION KING (1994) MONTY PYTRAIN AND THE HOLY (1975) Old movie with extremely relevant, fresh message A very, very long movie that weaves together interviews As a little kid my family had six VCR tapes and this was one of Excellent David Hamlet, but with lions Fincher mystery them, so nostalgia points But also a genuinely well- made movie with with actual communists from the 1910s and a reenacting narrative Kenneth Branagh was in his 40s playing a teenager but damn he did it well What every teen comedy wishes it could be Great jokes and delivery great music Shot by the superb Vittorio Storaro COME AND SEE (1985) The most horrifying movie in existence, made worse because it actually happened thousands of times The kind of movie you watch once, cry, take a shower, then never watch again Full film available for free on YouTube TRUE GRIT (2010) The best remake ever made Strong female protagonist without being preachy Captures all the glory of a classic western but made recently Excellent Roger Deakins CGI used right Great The only romance film acting, I tolerate pacing, and score, and the best depiction of Dunkirk on film Josh Peck's best work, great child acting all around cinematography ATONEMENT (2007) HOLES (2003) Most people find it cheesy, I think it's extremely good drama and the only epic that's palatable to children The most classic of all the classics MOONRISE KINGDOM (2012) A cute adventure movie about two preteens in love, I think everyone can relate in some way Plus good jazz music Plus I grew up in Scouts so it's sorta nostalgic to me First movie I will show my kids THE DEATH OF STALIN (2017) One of the funniest comedy movies ever made, British humor ftw Dream team cast I don't get the ending though ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (1930) Made nearly 100 years ago and still hits every single emotional chord, so damn powerful The full movie, AND the 1977 remake, are available on YouTube It's absolutely anti-communist but it makes them look cool, too Don't watch the 2022 version, it's trash THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) GRAVITY (2013) Have seen it A lot of people thinks it sucks, but I think it's great almost entirely many times and because I truly believe it's a giant it remains groundbreaking metaphor for clinical depression movie SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE MEAN CREEK (2004) HOW TO TRAIN YOUR 1917 (2019) SPIDER-VERSE (2018) I walked into this movie thinking it would be woke bs like Black An obscure indie film about a kid who gets bullied to death DRAGON (2010) My favorite S-tier acting; movie of all time BORN FEEL My guilty pleasure movie animation; pacing; and score quintessential classic rock movie Aviation is awesome and Toothless reminds me of my cat That's just my headcannon though The most unique film score of the 2010s | THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1994) The best band biopic, and it's Anthony Hopkins is on screen for less than 20 minutes but he absolutely steals the show Have seen it about 10 times and it's 30 years old, but the tension is still very present about a fake band! Epic, immersive scale and based Vittorio Storaro cinematography Leaves you with an unsettling, unresolved feeling at the end Best sports movie ever made, masterfully mixes comedy and drama GMA THE movie that got me into opera, and for that I'm forever thankful Supermac's DOWNFALL (2004) The single best war film ever made, manages to make the enemy look sympathetic, German civilians and conscripts screwed over by Hitler The casting is perfect and Bruno Ganz makes you believe he really is Adolf Hitler; it's kino DAS BOOT (1981) Terrifying movie about the most unfortunate job in WWII Truly creates a sense of claustrophobia in the viewer GOON (2011) SCHINDLER'S LIST (1993) APOLLO 13 (1995) THE quintessential Holocaust movie; no others need be watched Liam Neeson's best work and horror from Made in the 90s but the CGI holds up surprisingly well beginning to end Astounding The cinematography Apocalypse and tension Now of our generation Cute, whimsical, and glorifies the best decade in history Art ALMOST FAMOUS (2000) CINEMA PARADISO (1988) THE The best foreign- language movie ever made The single-take technique is totally unique and should be done more MIDNIGHT IN PARIS (2011) Based jazz music, introduced me to Cole Porter Also lots of Impressionist About the love of film and a small Italian village Reminds me of my Dad's village and makes me cry every time I've seen it THE INCREDIBLES (2004) Excellent pacing and atmosphere, score reminiscent of John Barry Fascist, and his latent homosexual IL CONFORMISTA (1970) An obscure Italian movie about a Fascist who's not so sure he wants to be a urges Ennio Morricone's best score 80% of it takes place in a hole in the ground but it manages to stay interesting But the moral of the story (natural-born super humans are better than those who worked for their abilities) is weird One of the very few examples of a well-made film produced by feminists THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD (2007) My favorite film dealing with any historical subject and my third favorite of all time Just a fun movie in general I've seen it five times but I cry at the end every single time RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981) The best adventure film ever made Spielberg takes elements of 1940s serials and injects them into a sweeping, globe-trotting epic with a super- likable protagonist BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) A great, funny romp JI It takes a subject that I didn't care about at all (old west outlaws) and makes it a beautifully-shot, immersive, well- scored, historically- accurate, perfectly- acted masterpiece Invokes a childlike sense of wonder in every rewatch Also incredibly quotable I hope they never remake it but they definitely will Feels like it was written and produced by teenagers Relevant humor even today THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (2008) An 80-year epic that follows the unusual life of a man aging in reverse P David Fincher and Alexandre Desplat come together to create true art REEB ARAN Shia LeBouf's best work Great score and primo Vittorio Storaro cinematography The most epically- produced Shakespeare SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (1998) A lot of people consider it the best war movie ever and it's definitely not, but it's a solid #4 All-star production team: David film Fincher directing; Aaron Sorkin writing; Reznor + Ross scoring Although we know what's going to happen, the tension is maintained throughout the film un Spielberg really created an epic, immersive scale and strove for perfection Wonderfully-acted Best comedy ever made Kubrick sought and achieved perfection in portraying complete psychological breakdown Some of the best comedic minds of the late 2000s came together for this masterwork THE SHINING (1980) CASINO ROYALE (2006) The best Feels much Stephen King adaptation ever made The best plot of any Bond movie shorter than its actual length because the pacing is so tight Every comedy since 2010 has been trying and failing to copy its formula and dynamic RATATOUILLE (2007) food p--- Everything food p--- has a warm food p--- and distinctly- European vibe GATTACA (1997) eugenics movie eugenics movie eugenics movie My favorite Pixar movie The writing and acting are cringe but the cinematography, score, and general atmosphere more Nonstop puns and slapstick played off in a deadpan way Groundbreaking animation, score, and musical numbers Three washed- up salesmen try desperately not to get fired I've seen it over 100 times but I still laugh out loud every time The remake is so trash LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962) A massive epic that will get anyone interested in one of the most obscure parts of history Shot on such a grand scale, utilizing so many settings, that it's impossible not to love It's Cate Blanchett (my favorite actress)'s best work UNITED 93 (2006) |LIFE OF PI (2012) APOCALYPSE NOW (1979) 127 HOURS (2010) SURF'S UP (2008) | AIRPLANE! (1980) O BROTHER, WHERE Made just a few years Super underrated after 9/11, but currently Good score, genuine emotion, great adventure A group of Vietnam War soldiers who just plain don't want to be there Better tension than most "thriller films," at many points genuinely painful to watch ART THOU? (2000) Beautifully-shot crime epic set in the Great Depression the best film about 9/11 The mocap animation means it's better-looking than many animated films even today An excellent psychological piece that's well-acted How has Alec Baldwin fallen so far CADDYSHACK (1980) THE HANGOVER (2009) JURASSIC PARK (1993) NIGHTCRAWLER (2014) Spielberg's combination of CGI and practical effects is a triumph that will never be repeated I'm not at all interested in dinosaurs but this movie invokes a sense of awe in everyone Plus gambling is f------ class THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998) CASINO (1995) Beautifully shot and paced all the way through, a historical movie made in the middle of ongoing history Like every Andrew Niccol film, the writing is kinda cringe but the high concept, acting, and score more than compensate Underappreciated movie but it's Scorcese's best work Jim Carrey's best work GLENGARRY GLEN THE GODFATHER (1972) ROSS (1991) THE PRINCE OF EGYPT (1998) The best religious movie ever made, gorgeous animation and score and message So comedic but so raunchy it could never be made today Set in the 60s but relatable to students in the 2020s I watch it every Passover Throughout childhood I was legit prejudiced against Egyptian people until I found out it was fiction Considered by many lists to be the best film of all time Great jazz music and adventure Second-best comedy ever made, peak British humor TITANIC (1997) A lot of people hate it and it's true the romance is awful, but the history parts are so masterfully and accurately done that they well-compensate Such a silly concept executed so well James Cameron really cares about nautical history and he proves it in a prodigal way James Horner's best score Truly a kino epic about a crime family with lots and lots of problems, must be seen THERM by any film lover THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) The interwoven plotlines of the rise of Vito and the fall of Michael is an artistic master- stroke Better score, acting, and pacing than the first movie I cry when the you-know-what scene happens Just great cinematography and acting all the way through An intimate, thrilling study of sociopathy Jake Gyllenhal pulls off a lack of empathy almost too convincingly Gives off a really beautiful autumn aesthetic George Clooney was born to be a suave fox thief RISKY BUSINESS (1983) My favorite 80s movie THE LAST EMPEROR (1987) Possibly the most beautiful movie ever shot, super grand scale and immersive history Insanely good Tangerine Dream score Lowkey glorifies monarchism given what came afterward Arguably the best- paced Bond film Can you tell that Vittorio Storaro is my favorite cinematographer by LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA (2007) Directed by Clint Eastwood, an uber patriot, but still manages to tenderly and empathetically tell the story of the Battle of Iwo Jima from the Japanese perspective now? SKYFALL (2012) The release of this film, coinciding with the 2012 London Olympics, was such a huge cultural event and I feel nostalgic for it Based Roger Deakins cinematography The average IJA soldiers were really in a no-win situation and this film illustrates it remarkably well GOLDFINGER (1964) Exotic settings, a great villain, The most classy and quintessential John Barry's Bond film ANIMAL HOUSE (1978) FANTASTIC MR. FOX (2009) SCARFACE (1981) The quintessential college movie Wes Anderson's best work, the stop-motion animation is incredibly impressive best score, genuine tension And the love interest is named P---- Galore Imao The best western movie ever made (1 THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY (1966) Greed depicted in its purest form, Clint Eastwood's best work know, I'm basic) A fun, well- paced crime movie Highkey glorifies the Confederacy THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) Every frame looks like a painting and Daniel Day- Lewis brings his A+ game Masterfully makes American history into a gothic epic THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) I don't like superhero movies but as a stand-alone film, this is probably the best action movie ever made Christopher Nolan is a great director but his only vice is that he feels a need to manipulate time in his movies, and this is the one movie where he leaves time alone so it's perfect The most Vaporwave film ever made, gives off a warm 80s aesthetic all throughout WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) Modern A psychotic Gene Wilder Impressionism slaver without plays it regard for labor wonderfully and laws tortures there's a real children in his sense of whimsy factory All but one musical number (you know the one) are great

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