Anonymous YT rant You The 1.1 MB PNG >yt says no >angryNPC.jpg 08/26/23(Sat)00:04:52 No.95597359 Anonymous >Open video to continue where I left of >have to sit through 2 ads >it didn't remember where I left of so now I have to fast forward >get another ad because of it >get annoyed and use ad block >go to homepage and get a vid recommended that does not relate to my interest and it only has 3 views >click anyway on vid >its f------ boring and has ads for bitcoin >dislike so other people don't have to watch this >remember dislikes aren't displayed on this platform How can anyone still take this platform seriously 08/26/23(Sat)00:07:34 No.95597401 >be me >download the video >just watch it Yep, that's me. Just a humble little goob who tries to keep his life simple.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous Need to learn teen lingo download (3) (4).jpg 8 KB JPG 08/25/23(Fri)01:10:32 No.904948497 hey guys I'm a dad who's been scrolling this site for around 10 years, need some help with my son's lingo >Son comes home from school >I'm watching some political videos >Son says "that is totally baste" >His friend comes over, they're playing video games and I overheard him say "that's baste as f---" >What does baste mean these days

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Not too fond of speedhumps | /r/Greentext

File: speed-bump.jpg (88 KB, 650x430) Which retard invented speedhumps?? Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri) 15:49:24 No.26951396 ► I want to find him and hit his head repeatedly against his brilliant invention, until the s--- that's inside it flows out of his ears. I'd also r--- his daughter if she's hot.

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What did he mean by this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)16:33:01 No.904950862 MUG SHOT - AUGUST 24, 2023 ELECTION INTERFERENCE NEVER SURRENDER! DONALDJTRUMP.COM 1692955477438581.jpg 73 KB JPG >Never Surrender! >surrenders can someone explain this to me?

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Anon is a cat guy now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take the cat pill anons 1.36 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)11:52:19 No.904967591 >be me >depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house >one day we get a cat, whatever >cat hates me for whatever reason >is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things >never lets me pet him or play with him >also meows really aggressively around me for no reason >try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing >try feeding him, he keeps meowing >literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell >trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always >starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this f----- >just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere >parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out >we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that >ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as I'm standing in the kitchen. >whereTFwereyoulittleshit.jpeg >cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me >I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV >noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now >Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration Guess I'm a cat person now bots

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Anon made a birdcel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sysporiday 547 KB PNG 08/22/23(Tue)08:03:47 No.4598687 >buy baby parakeet >store girl tells me it's female >time passes >Nose turns blue which means male >bring to store to exchange >they refuse >Have to buy a new birb >release old birb into the wild >Walk around town a month later and see old birb around town >Feel kind of happy for him : Anonymous >>4598687 (OP) # >Feel kind of happy for him Anon you made him a birdcel who will never find birdlove 08/22/23(Tue) 15:49:54 No.4598895

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Concerning amount of trolling | /r/Greentext

tinkerchan xd я так устала быть такой ахуенной няшкои 51 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)02:25:40 No.74372351 >be me >never put in school so most of my first social interaction was sexually harrassing peopl on roblox >have r--- o----- in the bathroom simulators >troll women on reddit by pretending to be a misogynistic chad for fun >finally go to community college and meet IRL people >dont know how to act around other women at all so ignore them >one of my first frends gets a gf >meet her at a thanksgiving event >she joke flirts with me by sitting in my lap >IMMEDIATELY grab her >start uncontrollably humping her >le funy r--- troll >everyone screams >she says she unirnoicaly traumatized even tho it was le funny >am banned from club meetings was she asking for it anons i dont know wjat to do im f----- for life

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Why is he like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: DtwWmaG9 19 KB JPG 08/03/23(Thu)01:05:17 No.436652414 Richard dawkins and all the other libtards over the last 30 years be like >screw tradition, screw religion, screw nationalism, screw its cultural practices! But then a sudden transwoman is like >im a woman Richard dawkins and other progressive livtards destroying this culture for the last 30 years all of a sudden like; >OMG WHATS WRONG WITH EVERYONE THESE DAYS, JUST BE NORMAL, BE TRADITIONAL!

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Anon's wife and kids are missing? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)12:55:22 No.189131448 ABILIN THE NELS DIAY3IxV4AAAK9b.jpg 125 KB JPG >Yeah, I really appreciate all the work the police are doing to find my wife and kids >Or whoever killed them I guess, IF that's even what happened haha >Probably was some Puerto Rican guy I bet >The cops all work so hard, they should probably just like take a break and quit worrying about it >I mean if they do find him we should all just promise we won't be mad >Maybe take off his favorite Carolina Tarheels shirt and spank him on his bare butt or something >Man I am like >I am like so super upset right now, darn it dude >Darn that Puerto Rican guy >Darn him to heck >I hate having all of this money and peace and quiet it seriously sucks so much >Anyway if you guys see my bitch wife hit me up on Insta

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Anon has a favorite corner | /r/Greentext

>be me >kindergaten age >spend lot of time at grandma's, countryside >huge yard, lots of space to play around >need to poop >dont really feel like going all the way back to the house and poop in toilet >go to nearby garage >pick a corner 9 KB PNG >poop >do this everyday for one summer i miss my poop corner, things were a lot better when i used to poop in the garage. what shameful/autistic things did you do when you were little anons?

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Anon goes to a restaurant | /r/Greentext

File: 1674253352374809.jpg (60 KB, 700x933) >remove underwear >wipe thoroughly >no trash can Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)09:45:35 No.74506112 >>74506876 paper >drive away How is your day been going? >eat a meal at restaurant >finish and pay >need to poop >go to restroom to poop >poop >no toilet papers >damn. >no hand towels neither >damn. >consider the situation >ahah. the underwear. >damn. >well then bottoms up >underwear into toilet >flush >water begins to rise >oh well worth a try >after all life is about struggle. >leave restroom >inform girl at counter that men's room had run out of toilet

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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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Anonymous YT rant You The 1.1 MB PNG >yt says no >angryNPC.jpg 08/26/23(Sat)00:04:52 No.95597359 Anonymous >Open video to continue where I left of >have to sit through 2 ads >it didn't remember where I left of so now I have to fast forward >get another ad because of it >get annoyed and use ad block >go to homepage and get a vid recommended that does not relate to my interest and it only has 3 views >click anyway on vid >its f------ boring and has ads for bitcoin >dislike so other people don't have to watch this >remember dislikes aren't displayed on this platform How can anyone still take this platform seriously 08/26/23(Sat)00:07:34 No.95597401 >be me >download the video >just watch it Yep, that's me. Just a humble little goob who tries to keep his life simple.

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