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Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG : Anonymous >be me >fish ><> : Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread Agreed here ya go bud keep on rocking View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908 02/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.848125078

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: Anonymous Denver, CO Data Scientist JALA 3.5 MB WEBM 08/24/23(Thu)17:47:47 No.95583682 What the f--- are data scientists paid for so much? I'm a data engineer and do almost the same s--- as them but get paid twice less 08/24/23(Thu)17:49:51 No.95583723 : Anonymous what the f--- is a data scientist? >>95583753 # >>95583817 # >>95583979 # >>95584061 # >>95586246 # >>95588240 # >>95588391 # : Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)17:51:06 No.95583748 >>95583682 (OP) # >but get paid twice less I think I know why.

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: Anonymous 152 KB JPG 08/25/23(Fri)07:41:47 No.904929628 >there is no life after death >I'll never see mommy again >there is life after death >mommy's spirit saw me beating off to ABDL t----- p--- : Anonymous >>904929628 (OP) # Its ok anon I'm sure she enjoyed it 08/25/23(Fri)07:42:27 No.904929664

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Anonymous ZIG PC1911 TISAS-TURKIYE 07/31/23(Mon)23:59:32 No.59122122 B S_8388615.jpg 425 KB JPG 3017 TEMPAT >>59121428 (OP) # >go to gun store, the extra boomer one that still has s--- in bins and still stock accessories >looking at their generic leather holsters >older man asks if im looking for something >yeah im looking for a holster for a 1911, the thing is mine's one of those turkish ones that has a rail on it so some holsters dont fit >Well son we have some holsters for 1911s right here, do you have the gun somewhere, you can test to see if they fit >Yes, i do have th.... >oh f--- oh f--- i forgot i put catboy grips on my gun as a joke im literally carrying it appendix with a light on my enigma right now >Uh, actually i dont have it RIGHT NOW but ill see if i can bring it unloaded in a case later >>59122165 # >>59122296 # >>59122669 # >>59122737 # >>59123185 # >>59123208 # >>59123559 # >>59124303 # >>59129077 #

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Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)21:07:47 No.904933572 >be retired pig >trigger finger gets itchy >decide to scratch it >go to crowded af bar >waltz in packing a couple glocks, a pump action and a 44 magnum >letsgetthispartystarted.jpeg >only get 3 kills before game over Really? N---- spends 30 years on the force and he barely breaks the mass shooting minimum? As if we need any more evidence that cops in this country need way more training.

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File: B38DD780-5910-410D-97C2-B(...).jpg (257 KB, 750x957) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:18 No.74498567 >>74498603 >>74498618 >>74498619 >>74498640 >>74498671 >>74498779 >>74498839 i hate modern white people so much. this is not racist as i am white and i only specifically hate the culture >karens >dog moms >troons >everyone easily offended and whining >weebs >gooning and p--- addiction >society has so many rules you cant even walk outside or talk anymore ■ Egas 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:53 No.74498572 ► Ok, whiteboi.

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Anonymous (ID: Pj97CV7c Photo Aug 24 2023, 11 04 43 PM.jpg 371 KB JPG 'ate biden 'ate laws 'ate the constitution luv children simple as : Anonymous (ID: /19sr7B8 08/24/23(Thu)23:09:01 No.439125777 >ate biden god i hope so 08/24/23(Thu)23:12:43 No.439126115

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Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:22:18 No.904925599 ► >be a dog >go absolutely f------ a------ at dinnertime >even though I'm eating the same s--- that I've eaten every day >of my entire life Are dogs literally retarded? How are they so easy to please?

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Why are Americans like this? Anonymous (ID: >Buys gun for protection from criminals >Criminals steal gun >Buys more guns to protect from now armed criminals

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Anonymous (ID: LIEAFR+n) Working in America 181 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)14:16:02 No.5592864 Irish lad here. I fell for the meme and transferred to one of the USA offices of my company. What the f--- is this s---? >Be engineer >Zero safety standards at plant sites >People wearing T shirts and jeans with zero PPE in waste storage areas >"I had to buy my own PPE if I wanted any" - operator >USA boomers are the absolute worst managers I have met in my life >Zero direction provided >All are short, morbidly obese, balding, and constantly angry >Boomer threw a tantrum yesterday and threw his books and paperwork onto the floor and marched out of the office. Would never see someone behave so childish in an Irish office. >Wants you to do something but will never give you clear directions. No emails. Always verbal so they can't be blamed for not being clear. How the f--- do yanks function like this? This isn't even some small operation. It is a Fortune 500 company's commercial manufacturing plant. This is insane. The stress it causes is f----- simply due to the complete lack of direction. I can see why you all hate working so much. This is not normal.

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: Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)18:31:53 No.189124066 clark_kent.jpg 56 KB JPG >Kent, get your incredibly muscular 350 lb. nerdy ass in my office >We need to run a story about Superman for our newspaper >We suspect he may have a secret identity >Since you have the exact same hairstyle and facial structure as Superman I want you to do the article >Besides, you seem to know him better than anyone >Take the company car, just try not to accidentally rip the door off its hinges this time >It might be a good idea to have you out of the office for awhile anyway >You keep zoning out and staring at the door to the women's restroom >Oh before you go, can you heat up my coffee with your laser beam eyes real quick? >Thanks, Clark

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46m (8/25 2:09) 904916508 - 20 Re - 0 Img JPG 4KB (233 × 216) · download (4).jpg 9 Replies My groomer is in jail, good vibes >be me, 21F >be a dumbass and get groomed when 14 by a 20 year old dude >cut all contact with him after realizing how toxic he is >he keeps trying to add me on other accounts for over a year afterwards >Google his name to keep tabs and make sure he's staying away from me >he's currently in jail for possession of CP >read the court case >police found videos of 3-7 year old boys and girls getting r---- on his phone >he's still pleading not guilty and with a public defender ; LMAO he's so f-----. Or at least, he probably will be by the other inmates once they find out what he did. L p--- bozo

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Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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