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a Does this count as losing my virginity? No. 29682944 09/01/23(Fri)15:31:01 IMG_0627.png 789 KB 662x865 >on a date with a girl at a bar >we're making out on the couch >she says we should go get a hotel room and have sex >ok.jpg >we get a taxi that she pays for >ask for a room for two >hotel receptionist chud says they're all booked out (obviously b-------) >we say we'll do it next time >she texts me a few days later saying i'm a nice guy but we didn't feel a connection bla bla bla So did I lose my virginity? She agreed to have sex with me, in fact it was her idea. That's the hardest part, right? Should I count it as losing my v card?

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

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Anonymous 76 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)06:18:32 No.74286080 >no social skills >shut down all conversation to avoid spilling spaghetti >try to build confidence and social skill >go somewhere people will try to talk to me >accidentally shut down all conversation by instinct like that part of my brain just completely dried up and died, sometimes ill even think in the moment that i should try to keep the conversation going and then nothing comes to me, and end up with haha yeah syndrome what the f--- is wrong with me 08/06/23(Sun)06:26:53 No.74286114 : Anonymous >>74286080 (OP) # Just be yourself and shut the f--- up

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: Anonymous (ID: 11julB3W) 09/01/23(Fri)17:28:00 No.439988888 >>439986062 (OP) # >21 years old >mother of two >another one in the oven This is why you're losing btw >>439989189 # >>439989537 # >>439989636 # >>439989669 # >>439989781 # >>439991208 # >>440002518 # >>440002595 # >>440006474 # >>440022248 # >>440023204 # >>440029583 #

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 09/03/23(Sun)00:39:56 No.905434618 >hungry at work so eat a peanut butter sanwich >start coughing uncontrollably and it feels like my throat is closing up >eventually it goes away and I can breath again luckily nobody was in the break room to see it >next day eat some peanuts at home and the same thing happens >why does this keep happinging? (I'm not allergic to peanuts) View Thread

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Anon is why we can't have nice things | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous >be me >at school >one day teacher brings electric kettle for our class to make tea 09/02/23(Sat)14:09:49 No.905408144 >use it normally for a few weeks >me and my friend decide to put chalk into it >water turns brown >no one uses it anymore >water starts to stink >friend puts his sandwich into it >one day, we decide to turn it on while the teacher is gone >horrible smells starts spreading through the classroom >gas chamber >everyone runs out >F--- F--- someone is gonna snitch on me >get the electric kettle and pour everything out off the window burning my hand >teacher comes back >WHO DID THIS? >people keep whispering our names >my friend raises his hand >I raise mine too and the teacher sees it first but just tell him i poured it out the window >convince the teacher someone in a different class did it >no one gets in trouble We also hid a moldy bread in our classroom that we would feed with water until it was a huge chunk of just mold. Last day of school we kicked it into a crowd in the hall and people started screaming. >>905413187 #

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Anon watches cockball | /r/Greentext

ww Anonymous ESPI TERH 144 KB JPG What the f---? 09/02/23(Sat)11:30:10 No.905416316 >new in America >turn on ESPN with American football show on >host yells "COCKS COCKS COCKS" >crowd roars in excitement >turn off tv before mom hears it

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: Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)16:05:02 No.189401994 Spiderman 3.jpg 363 KB JPG >This was considered a dog s--- cringe tier film in the 2000s

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: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 06/24/19(Mon)02:13:34 No.802999512 >im a girl >go to an all girl catholic school >meet this nice girl >she tells me to go to the bathroom with her 50 KB JPG >okay > mfw shes making out with me in the bathrooms >wait >does this make me gay : Anonymous 06/24/19(Mon)02:15:07 No.802999638 >>802999512 (OP) # >im a girl

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im guna kes 17 KB JPG >be me, 7yo >math class >"alright class, can you solve 25-20 ?" >raise hand >"yes anon?" >"it's -5 !" >teacher looks at me awkwardly >"w-well yes but you are not supposed to know that" >wat >"see class, you can't substract a number if the first number in the operation is greater than the second one, since there is nothing inferior to zero" >WAT >"but teach whenever I watch the weather report, when it's cold we see negative numbers !" (i'm in celsius, -1C is 30F for reference) >"yes but you're supposed to learn that later" >"but I know it now" >"it's just for this lesson, don't worry, just write it down" >"why would I write something false ?" >start throwing a tantrum because even tho i'm right, i'm also f------ seven >get a note in my notebook for bad behavior >parents confiscate my pokemon cards >can't make a stance for myself because I can't argue without crying it's been 15 years and I still remember it. 4 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>67713133 (OP) # >alright class, can you solve 25-20 ? >it's -5! absolute retard. 03/09/22(Wed)20:10:24 No.67713155

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Heaven on earth images (1) (3).jpg 45 KB JPG >Be me >In high school >A chick and I develop feelings for each other >Talk to each other for a while >Everything's going smoothly >Until one day, she lifts her skirt up and shows me her thighs >Scar marks >Those scars spelled out my name >Bitch literally took a knife and carved my name out on her thigh >I was just like >Man that's hot asf Wanted to ask her out for a date but she ended up killing herself

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File: 1673467246723423.png (165 KB, 3000x1950) >ten minutes in, girl whispers >"im here..." Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 15:39:03 No.74598306 >>74598320 >GFE ASMR pops up in my recommended videos one day >decide to give it a go >lie down >put on my headphones >"i understand..." >"ill love you no matter what, and you can always come and lay on my chest whenever you need, okay?" >start tearing up is this the kind of s--- normies take for granted? ill never forgive them, not for as long as i live

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Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)13:41:38 8 KB JPG No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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09/02/23(Sat)10:57:02 No.74596701 a few years ago i thought it would be funny to dress up as a girl and troll people on omegle, as a joke, of course, but ended up liking the attention, the clothes, the feeling, and the aesthetics that came with it. i stopped because i wanted to get more masculine, but that never happened. i'm thinking about starting up again, and now that i'm out of my parents' house, i'll be able to with much more freedom. : Anonymous SLAVERY NEEDS YOU 55 KB JPG should i? do i give it a try? i'm not a t----- but i am skinny and have a feminine face when it's shaved and taken care of.

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a Does this count as losing my virginity? No. 29682944 09/01/23(Fri)15:31:01 IMG_0627.png 789 KB 662x865 >on a date with a girl at a bar >we're making out on the couch >she says we should go get a hotel room and have sex >ok.jpg >we get a taxi that she pays for >ask for a room for two >hotel receptionist chud says they're all booked out (obviously b-------) >we say we'll do it next time >she texts me a few days later saying i'm a nice guy but we didn't feel a connection bla bla bla So did I lose my virginity? She agreed to have sex with me, in fact it was her idea. That's the hardest part, right? Should I count it as losing my v card?

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