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Amy tells us a tale | /r/Greentext

File: 150507-news-amy-schumer.jpg (49 KB, 349x509) Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► >be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me > I go to his house. > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > 1, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did
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