Larian's been patching Baldur's Gate 3 to make all the companions less horny. i pcgamer.com Turns out Baldur's Gate 3's companions weren't supposed to be such horndogs: "It was a bug" Mizora: And you know what happens when you're naughty.

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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*the Party is telling stories around the campfire Elvish rogue: well fighter, we don't need to hear your backstory. You are human and- Human Fighter: not basic. Elvish rogue: really, then tell us your "unique" backstory. Human Fighter: I was born before dragons could talk and before elves understood what their magic really was. The years were counted differently back then so I could not tell you exactly when. When I was 21 years old I joined general Shii's forty third brigade. I became lieutenant and led my soldiers so far north that I started to go south, back when there was no ice to stop you, I fought the alfar, the ancestors of dwarves and halflings. The last things I remember were the cryocannons and the confusion of the attack, I remember sitting down and tuning everything out as the ice shards piled around me, and there I slipped away... Elvish rogue: that's horseshit! how did you survive. Human fighter: I came from the age when one's power came from the machines they commanded, as a ranking officer I was fitted with a data drive in my brain and a high tech life support system that can let me hibernate indefinitely, I slept for a thousands of years I'm guessing, because when I came to, an earthquake had cracked the ice. I wandered, looking for my comrades, or the enemy, or anybody, when I saw civilization, it was so different to me. People spoke weird languages, monsters roamed the earth, and men could do magic. Elvish rogue: you're just like the rest of 'em >Race: Human Varient >Sex: Male: >Class: Fighter It's gaming time.

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Artificer: *bad German accent they've been using all campaign* You know vee haf used zee raise dead schpell on zee warforged? DM: Yes? Artificer: Vell, vee haf bin tooking, unt I vood like to mahk eine kleine adjustment to his exterior. DM: Which is? Warforged: I want a cannon mounted to my shoulder. DM: WHAT?!? Artificer: Obvioosly, vee vood need to be makink zee ammo, so he couldn't use it all zee time, but...ja? DM: I mean... I suppose...? Warforged: *now also using a bad German accent* ICH BIN EIN NECROPANZER!!! DM: PLANEE BOURNAL WINS!

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WotC don't return my calls. | /r/dndmemes

HOW TO DEFEAT TIAMAT (a simple guide) 1) SUMMON THE ANTI-TIAMAT. Tlamat: Lawful Evil Dragon Goddess Western-Style Chromatic Dragon One body, Five heads (black, blue, green, red and white) Tamiat: Chaotic Good Dragon God Eastern-Style Metallic Dragon One head, Five bodies (brass, bronze, copper, gold and silver) 3538 TAMAIT. COMICPRESS. SOCKSANDPUPPETS.COM

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Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? | /r/dndmemes

-Epic Campaign Session Zero- DM: So, what's your backstory? Paladin: I just fought my way out of all nine circles of Hell. DM: Alright, I like it. Going with the Oathbreaker redemption arc. Paladin: No. DM: No? Then why were you cast into Hell? Paladin: I wasn't. My God had a mission, and I volunteered to go. Cleric:

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If they die... they die. | /r/dndmemes

Party Elder (via text): Dude, you need to tone down the combat. The rookies are still learning. *remembers this is group chat* DM (via text): You look at them and tell me they don't deserve a TPK! Party rookies:

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When backgrounds meet module elements | /r/dndmemes

BUT WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, YOU DON'T SEE YOUR RELECTION, YOU SEE A FAMILY MEMBER. J + JJG 2 I'M AN ORPHAN. YOU SEE A CHILDHOOD FRIEND. THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM 0 J + I'M AN URCHIN. I'M JUST GOING TO LAY THE MIRROR FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND, BECAUSE IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE. for @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK

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Prestidigitation! | /r/dndmemes

PRESTIDIGITATION! POOF! PRESTIDIGITATION! D PRESTIDICITATIONIS PRESTI- WHAT DOES PRESTIDIGITATION MEAN, ANYWAY? PRESTIDIGITATION! FOOF!

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On a related note, my kingmaker talespire hexcrawl map is done. | /r/dndmemes

WAIT, YOU LIKE HEX CRAWLS? ME I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T

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Such silly family fun when the DM uses a players barbarian who's been possessed to double tap another players downed PC, caving in its skull with a Mace of Disruption... | /r/dndmemes

Dungeon Master (Joseph) Today at 9:03 AM I hope @everyone is ready for another session filled with fun and silly adventures for the whole family! NEW MESSAGES Taramin (Jay) Today at 9:19 AM Silly adventures yeah totally. Watches a man's spine get ripped out ass first Nura (David) Today at 10:00 AM Fun for the whole family, yeah okay. Rips trident out of the skull of mutant werewolves Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah the whole family Watches a family of five get slaughtered by two orc brothers Nura (David) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah, fun. Watched our npc loved ones suffering in the mists of a viper kingdom blitzkrieg Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:38 AM Yeah..........fun Watching our ally die to a monster of a man and not being able to do anything about it HOME

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When you need healing. | /r/dndmemes

2. WOE IS ME, FOR I AM SLAIN! THAT I MIGHT NE'ER AGAIN SEE THE SUN TO RISE. GODS ABOVE! LET ME HEAL THAT. ROLEPLAYING INJURIES: TWO CLASSIC APPROACHES WHAT CRUEL FATE! SAVE YOUR SPELLS FOR LADY SHAMASH. OH STOP OVERACTING. IT'S LIKE, 2HP OF DAMAGE. TOPS. WHATEVER I'M A BARD! OVERACTING IS MY ENTIRE JOB! AT LEAST RETREAT TO SAFETY. YOU'RE HALF DEAD. I CAN STILL FIGHT. I HAVE MORE HIT POINTS THAN FINGERS. CAN I AT LEAST GET A CURE LIGHT WOUNDS? IT REALLY HURTS. How ABOUT A GOODBERRY? CAN I GET A GOODBERRY? No. No. How MANY FINGERS DID YOU LOSE? WHUMP!

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Enemies can have feats too | /r/dndmemes

I RUN PAST THE ENEMY IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GUY IN ROBES NICE TRY NERD ENEMY WITH SENTINEL FEAT

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If the DM doesn't ask for it, the roll is wasted. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU GET PLAYERS WHO ROLL WITHOUT ASKING DM NICE NAT 20, TOO BAD IT DOESN'T MATTER

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Larian's been patching Baldur's Gate 3 to make all the companions less horny. i pcgamer.com Turns out Baldur's Gate 3's companions weren't supposed to be such horndogs: "It was a bug" Mizora: And you know what happens when you're naughty.

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