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*the Party is telling stories around the campfire Elvish rogue: well fighter, we don't need to hear your backstory. You are human and- Human Fighter: not basic. Elvish rogue: really, then tell us your "unique" backstory. Human Fighter: I was born before dragons could talk and before elves understood what their magic really was. The years were counted differently back then so I could not tell you exactly when. When I was 21 years old I joined general Shii's forty third brigade. I became lieutenant and led my soldiers so far north that I started to go south, back when there was no ice to stop you, I fought the alfar, the ancestors of dwarves and halflings. The last things I remember were the cryocannons and the confusion of the attack, I remember sitting down and tuning everything out as the ice shards piled around me, and there I slipped away... Elvish rogue: that's horseshit! how did you survive. Human fighter: I came from the age when one's power came from the machines they commanded, as a ranking officer I was fitted with a data drive in my brain and a high tech life support system that can let me hibernate indefinitely, I slept for a thousands of years I'm guessing, because when I came to, an earthquake had cracked the ice. I wandered, looking for my comrades, or the enemy, or anybody, when I saw civilization, it was so different to me. People spoke weird languages, monsters roamed the earth, and men could do magic. Elvish rogue: you're just like the rest of 'em >Race: Human Varient >Sex: Male: >Class: Fighter It's gaming time.

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