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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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Ruby Gillman #3 - Virgin Turning Red vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

I've seen Turning Red, I hated it. I also saw Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken, but I loved it.

Many people are drawing similarities of the two, and here's a Virgin vs. Chad meme between the two... and yet there are still more similarities Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken has with Spider-Man: Homecoming as opposed to Turning Red.

Meanwhile, nobody is talking about how the latter and Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken are opposite to each other.

And no, still don't care what people will make of this meme, Turning Red was just horrible.

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Virgin vs Chad fisherman

Only uses his grandfather's rod because "it's special" Can't lift a lunker Can identify endangered fish Always manages to release before they're caught Uses turtle excluder devices Uses depth charges Gets his fishing license every year Skunks every trip Partakes in dynamite trawling OUCH! Uses coral as bait "What is an EEZ?" Loves longlining (line with many hooks) Catches fish, then releases them into his stomach after grilling them Barbed hooks Zebra mussels?

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Ruby Gillman #2 - Virgin Spider-Man: Homecoming vs. Chad Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

How in the heck are nobody mentioning the staunch similarities these two have? Because Spider-Man: Homecoming is live-action? I've seen both movies! Screw it, time to address the similarities and make comparisons!

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Ruby Gillman #1 - Virgin Dial of Destiny vs. Chad Teenage Kraken

These movies both released on June 30th, 2023.

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the virgin modern scifi character vs the chad retro scifi character

THE VIRGIN MODERN SCIFI CHARACTER lame helmet with toned visor his aliens are still humans in wierd colors but theres now badly written excuses to explain it randomly angled armourplating represents a nation. only uses lasers like half the time. mostly just uses normal guns doesnt directly power everything with tiny nuclear reactors has never f----- an alien boring realistic backpack with lifesupport and survivalgear drab colorsheme. mostly gray, black, white or military colors understands the dangers of nuclear radiation Utilitybelt and pockets represents a pessimistic future and the military industrial complex The chad retro scifi character actually it would take years to travel space even with lightspeed. engines" big glass helmet so aliens can admire his perfect jawline Evertyhing he has is powered by nuclear fusion. even his microwave. holds his deathray sideways because he knows how cool it is has never seen a single article of clothing with a pocket in his entire life has f----- every alien- imaginable on his adventures ,,I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs." keeps finding aliens that are just humans in wierd colors. never questions it what the f--- is an oxygen tank? he has a jetpack! represents all of humanity stands for an optimistic future has a fun robot friend who looks like a childs toy Skintight colorful spacesuit Thigh high boots the dangers of radiation? never heard of it.

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Virgin Black Hat vs Chad Skeletor

The Virgin Black Hat Sounds like a wheezy fifty year old with a smoking problem Rellies souly on demonic powers in order to look cool Scrawny as all hell Design is bland looks more like Tumblr-appeal Outfit makes him look like an Emo Once-Ler rather than a legit villain Mickey Mouse Shoes Assitants are a cowardly bear, a punkhead on crack, and a bag headed incel Looks more like a walking talking lizard turd An arrogant gary-stu who simply acts like a d--- just for shock factor Insult game doesn't come close to Skeletor's Color scheme is dull and lack luster Awesome in his own right, doesn't have to use cheap demon powers to look cool THE CHAD SKELETOR Iconic Voice, along with an unforgettable catchphrase (NYEAAAH!!!) Doesn't just hit the gym, he flat out PUNCHES IT! Cheesy yet creative and colorful design OOO AJAL Revealing outfit, along. with burly bod gives him that 80's villain vibe Kick-ass 80's Boots Henchmen are actually intimidating and are about as chad as himself Skull face shows right away that he means buisness The absolute master of insults Bombastic personality with classic 80's villain cheese that makes him memorable. Color shceem makes him far more memorable

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Confucius vs Laozi

the virgin confucius believes that virtue leads to orderly behavior obsessed with rules and rituals lives in mom's basement as an act of filial piety obedient citizen isn't it a pleasure to study and practice what you have learned? mortal BODY "the cautious seldom err" the chad laozi patriarchal incarnation of a god secretly envies the freedom of xiaoren doesn't have to explain himself balanced yin yang 哎哟 lives in the moment succeeds effortlessly aesthetics > truth rides thicc water buffalo

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Virgin vs chad deep state

The Virgin Deep State driven completely insane by power and knowledge So many "elites" that effective communication breaks down has long since given up on bringing any form of order to the peasants too smug for own safety conerned only with social standing constantly blamed for controlling the world hates peasants чи prioritizes sex offences over terrorism and nuclear treaties because they dont make cash flow failed 60 year indoctrination plan still keeps God- forbidden knowledge will do whatever aslong as its the popular vote repeatedly fails to learn from own historical mistakes bunch of Atheists who think they dont need a higher power to rule Earth can no longer sustain standards of living due money hoarding The Chad Deep State Hasnt had their true history or beliefs cucked by so many wars operates as a hive mind of equality like a swarm of bees hivemind mastery makes independant thought obsolete classless society leaves peasants content with the small things in life no need to hide Atheism from anyone, own religious belief around the concept builds a weather machine just for fun superior communication skills make for much more effective power structure MB 嗷秦 only peaceful soveriegn state left in the world sees peasants as an extention of the hive mind as well known as Genghis Khan's tomb heaps of ancestry, has own english label for the term knows to respect the order of the universe

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The Virgin SMG4 vs. The Chad TerminalMontage

Ten years ago used to make peak content, but got Modern Family Guy syndrome and has declined horribly Characters are supposed to be complex and well-developed, but in reality they are unlikable, boring, have no real personality or are all of them. And the characters that are actually entertaining have been pushed into the background and/or ruined over the years (Ahem... SMG3) Forcefully wants his videos, and especially his arcs to be taken seriously despite continuing promoting his channel as "the wacky random Mario channel with the funny faces" Prefers quantity over quality, uploading at least 2 or 3 videos every month Too reliant on current memes and fads, making new videos age horribly in just a few weeks Fandom is extremely toxic. Stay away from it as much as possible The Virgin SMG4 S Does clickbait (e.g. Mario's Corn Trip only has Mario for literally 12 seconds) Thinks that Mario stretching and squashing his face is the pinnacle of comedy to the point of repeating it 20 times in nearly every video His version of Mario went from being a dangerous but funny depraved idiot, to a rude and childish moron who turns smart, nice and kind when the plot demands it Stops being funny to have lore His parodies used to be among his best videos, but nowadays they barely qualify as parodies (e.g. His parody of Splatoon 3 has absolutely nothing to do with the real Splatoon 3, other than having a manray with giant eyeballs for literally 5 seconds) Ever since he started making arcs, videos have gotten worse and worse each year Fandom created a strange, unnecessary, and out of nowhere rivalry with SML of all things, despite the fact that both channels hardly have anything to do with each other to be considered rivals Too afraid of being sued by Nintendo, that has removed, retconned, replaced or redesigned all the Mario/Nintendo-related elements of his channel in recent years (And yet, he still keeps Mario as he is because he knows he's his money maker) Quality since 2012 The Chad TerminalMontage Characters are very simple, but they still manage to entertaining and memorable Never tries to get his videos taken seriously. He doesn't even take them seriously himself Takes his time making and uploading videos. He can go months without uploading and still never lose his touch Avoids relying on memes and fads so most of his videos can be timeless Fandom is chill and decent M te He is honest with his thumbnails and titles. Keeps his jokes fresh. Never overuses any running gag to the point of making it unfunny and annoying His version of Mario went from being a bland one-dimensional character to a powerful speedrunning deity His parodies are funny and clever at the same time, and they know very well the source material they are parodying Ever since he started making the "Something About" series, videos have gotten better and better each year "I Am Four Parallel Universes Ahead Of You" Sells merchandise with Nintendo characters on it because he's not afraid of being sued by Nintendo Has lore while still being funny

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The Peruvian animation that makes better Latino representation than Disney

*The Animation* (in Spanish):
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Based Botswana

Botswana is one of the few African countries that have a well-developed economy and is politically stable putting it in sharp contrast with it's neighbours Zimbabwe, South Africa and Namibia. The fact that it flies under most peoples radars is a shame, because it shows just how great Africa could be if they just got their act together.

This is all largely down to their first post-independence leader, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seretse_Khama">Seretse Khama</a>, who took on foreign advisors who helped him create a liberal democracy from scratch, used government money to improve public infrastructure and cracked down hard on corruption from the very start.

He was elected to be president four times in a row and due to his hard work, Botswana went from the third poorest country in the world, to one of the most prosperous on the entire African continent within the span of twenty years.

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Chad would never hit a girl!

Virgin "Equal Rights, Equal Fights." Really wants to hit women. Would probably lose the fight anyway. He can barely handle getting pushed down to the ground. Would probably die if he got punched. Girls don't even want to fight him, just fantasizes about getting into fights. Fired from his job after he slapped his coworker who was yelling at him. Very ungentlemanly! Chad Never Hitting Girls Would never even imagine harming a woman. Ev Doesn't even wonder if he could win, as hitting back would break his deepest moral laws. Years of physical abuse have made his body hardened to all damage. OUCH! His animal magnetism makes women inexplicably want to assault him. He accepts it and feels no ill will towards his feminine attackers. MB Women ask him out for dates after they finish breaking his bones. Girls compliment him for his chivalrous behavior while pummeling him.

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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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I give no cares on what one may think about Barbie, but that movie was so degenerate I skipped it (I saw Oppenheimer though). Yeah, I'll take a colorful, happy, animated movie about krakens over a degenerate, sick, live-action film based on a toyline I otherwise don't care about.

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