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crazy-brazilian Follow Anonymous * 103 KB JPG 06/02/22(Thu)22:38:37 No.879367533 >be me, playing World of Warcraft >because of reasons that would be a longer story than this one, end up regularly with three german guys >they're all fluent in english, only switching back to german to briefly discuss how to say something in english so I can understand, too >one guy is my age, one is in his 40s or 50s, and the last one is 15 >from the way they talk, I realise that the kid and the 40-year-old know each other irl >at first I assume it's father and son, but apparently the kid is this guy's daughter's boyfriend >we play together, finish quests, a year goes by >become legit friends, I start learning german on duolingo to understand at least the basics >the kid and the other guy's daughter break up >the kid's beat up about it, I worry that we'll break apart too >I don't have friends irl, this possibility is unironically devastating >fortunately the gang stays together, we still play just the same >one day we're waiting for the 40-something to show up, he's late by like 40 minutes and he's never late >he logs in, and on the background of his mic we hear what sounds like a young woman yelling something in german before slamming a door >I ask the others what that was, the one my age answers first "Didn't catch the whole thing, something about someone not being allowed to start a collection. Was that your girl, Ulf? Sounds stormy in there." "She's good, she's good. She has a new boyfriend, that's all." "What, you don't like him?" "Ah, no, no. Seems like a good boy and all. I just asked her if he plays Warcraft." its-grape-juice-i-swear Follow m----------- we broke up over a year ago why did i just find out u still play chess on messenger with my dad stop 8:05 AM 01 May 21 Twitter for iPhone 27.9K Retweets and comments 305K Likes same energy 27 Red Sonnet @Red_Sonnet 1d Replying to @Texts Auras Real chess players know that just because you lost a queen doesn't mean you give up on a king 108 2,454 29.6K

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