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: Anonymous My road to sobriety >be me 32 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue) 10:11:20 No.908203594 >Addicted_fagottini.jpeg >Heavy into cocaine, alcohol and m----------- >One day i wake up and realize I don't want to be an addict before >Devise a brilliant plan while I masturbate in the morning as I take a s--- >I get the urge to do cocaine, so I start making packets of flour and random ass seasonings and convince myself it's cocaine >I snort it and it feels f------ terrible >Stops doing cocaine >Need_drinking.wav, the plan continues >I make the most disgusting cocktail by pouring vodka in a glass and dissolving some freshly harvested dingle berry in there, hair for garnish >Vodka martini, shaken not stirred >I drink the now brown drink and I puke all over the floor, haven't touched a drink after that and it's been a year >Final boss music begins, I must face my coomer self >I fail the first attempts with sheer power alone >I make a mix of acetone and lemon juice >I get horny and start fapping, so I pour the anti fapping chemical I've created, my c--- starts looking like a hairless cat >Sill want to fap even with a severely damaged d--- >My now brilliant sober mind remembers physics from school, in particular how metals like electricity or some s--- >Push a rod up my ass and taze the rod for maximum electrocution damage >Its_very_effevtive.mp4 >Gets erectile dysfunction but i don't fap anymore I did it bros, I'm finally free.

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