O Carlos ROcelote @Carlos_ROcelote Subscribe theres an honest black man I always see working a security job in a mall parking here in dubai always tip him for no reason this morning, he saw me driving my rolls royce with Miss Russia walking behind me he ran at me and, at the verge of crying, asked whether I could give him any type of mentorship or tip for his life I thought of it for a good minute paraphrasing, told him the following: - "Sit down every day of your life starting today. By yourself. In solitude. Learn to control your mind and to only entertain thoughts that help create the reality you wish to live in. Imagine what it's like to drive with your dream family in your dream car, on your way to your dream home, while being healthy and strong. All of that while knowing you attained every ounce of success and love with unquestionable integrity. Contemplate it in solitude. Ask god to listen to your emotions. Every time you remember it, feel it again, even if for just one second" - "here's a couple of months of Circle O membership for free. Don't waste it. It will change your life" brother was crying he hugged me and thanked me bookmark this watch the man become king

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O Carlos ROcelote @Carlos_ROcelote Subscribe theres an honest black man I always see working a security job in a mall parking here in dubai always tip him for no reason this morning, he saw me driving my rolls royce with Miss Russia walking behind me he ran at me and, at the verge of crying, asked whether I could give him any type of mentorship or tip for his life I thought of it for a good minute paraphrasing, told him the following: - "Sit down every day of your life starting today. By yourself. In solitude. Learn to control your mind and to only entertain thoughts that help create the reality you wish to live in. Imagine what it's like to drive with your dream family in your dream car, on your way to your dream home, while being healthy and strong. All of that while knowing you attained every ounce of success and love with unquestionable integrity. Contemplate it in solitude. Ask god to listen to your emotions. Every time you remember it, feel it again, even if for just one second" - "here's a couple of months of Circle O membership for free. Don't waste it. It will change your life" brother was crying he hugged me and thanked me bookmark this watch the man become king

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