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: Anonymous üm üm 3 11/08/23(Wed)17:29:13 No.33456804 >be me, age 6-12 >dad molests me whenever he gets the chance >hated it at the time >be me, 18 >Move out as quickly as I can so as to 11 KB JPG not have to be with my dad >>33457475 # >be me now, 22 >go to parents' house for the first time in years >actually want to have sex with him now that I'm an adult who enjoys sex >He barely looks at me Why are all f--- like this? 12 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>33456804 (OP) # Just r--- him. What goes around comes around 11/08/23(Wed)18:26:17 No.33457325

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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: Anonymous (ID: bZQB60Ao 11/09/23(Thu)05:24:04 No.448046120 169948133443633591.jpg 106 KB JPG >helps provide water to people that need it >Y-Y-OU CAN'T JUST HELP PEOPLE YOU WHITE DEVIL BASTARD I really don't get why people are mad. Yeah it's a little flexing but why does it matter who helps people?

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>>3293294 >"The thing is... (Joe leans into the mic) fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is the problem. Ever eat nuts man? Nuts are good for you." >Guest: "uh... Yeah I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in the season. >Joe: "Nice, nice. Like from a tree?" >Guest: "No, they grow in the ground." >(Joe nearly s---- himself in surprise) "What?" >(His guest try not to sound condescending) >Guest: Peanuts grow in the ground kind of like--- >Joe: "Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie Google peanuts growing in the ground. H--------." >Guest: "Yeah just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes." >Joe: "Well... (Breaths heavily into the mic) That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would f--- them up. Imagine that? Imagine how much squirrels would f--- up a peanut tree. Squirrels are basically tiny chimpanzees."

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: Anonymous 584 KB PNG 1 Reply 11/08/23(Wed)15:18:10 No.30131421 >date a short woman >go bald >everyone thinks I'm her dad W-- do I do? View Thread : Anonymous >>30131421 (OP) # Get child discounts when you go places. 11/08/23(Wed)15:26:29 No.30131460

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Anon is a fan of Spider-Man. | /r/Greentext

NEAT >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 1. #103618555 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc. . . . seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the goblin. the greatest of the natural predators,

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: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 11/08/23(Wed)14:45:02 No.75347680 >Be me >23yo khhv >Have 27yo brother >He's conventionally attractive and has done fairly well for himself >Very close with him and never really felt raging jealousy >Have key to his house and visit pretty much whenever I want >We usually just eat and talk and have a good time >Visit today >There's a cute college girl knocked out on his couch >Short kinda messy hair, petite, wearing nothing but an oversized shirt of one of my favorite bands >She's pretty much exactly my type >Realize how easy it is for guys like my brother to pull girls like that >Feel genuine jealously >Go back to my apartment to rethink my entire life

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File: 1678095885716271.jpg (41 KB, 634x360) I'm autistic Anonymous 11/08/23(Wed) 20:03:39 No.75346615 >>75346638 >be me >got my first apartment >try to open door >wrong floor >mfw

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Anon is a massage therapist. | /r/Greentext

466040127061.jpg (5 KB, 204x247) google yandex indb wait Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:41:34 No.40904541 >>40904555 >>40904561 >>40904571 >>40904602 >>40904641 >>40904655 >>40904904 >>40905245 >>40905290 >>40905330 >>40905385 >>40905456 >>40905718 >>40905802 >>40905975 >>40907415 >>40907640 >>40907800 >>40907892 >>40908583 >>40908678 >>40908743 >>40909509 >>40910034 You f------ think you know fat hate? How often does a fatty really ruin your day? I'm a massage therapist. I know fat hate. Let me break down some highlights of my day for you: >Go to get clients folder, see a cute girl in the waiting room >She smiles at me, h-------- this could be a good day >Call out clients name >Mfw 400lbs of unwashed Pudge cosplay gets up instead >Ugh. Take specimen to my room of personal hell for the next 1.5 hours >I know she's ready when I no longer hear the sounds of intense struggling to lay on a f------ table through the door >Begin kneading my hands through this putrid dough elemental >Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it. >Now begins the small talk. Usually they mention how they just did a triathlon or began "boot camp" >She works in an office and says she walks "an average of 5 miles at day" at work >Mfw every time I put pressure on her back I get a waft of rancid ass >The whale starts moaning constantly >Getting p----- now >I move to her legs. There is black s--- caked behind her knees she's never been able to wash >W-- her ankles look like crushed soda cans >Begin working on her glutes, start questioning my life choices >Alright time to turn over >"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. F------. Time. >Turning over is like an ancient trial to her people. One that many have tried and failed. The struggle is unreal. Continued--> Anonymous 03/31/17 (Fri)05:43:44 No.40904561 >>40904609 >>40904611 >>40904641 >>40904702 >>40904770 >>40907415 >>40907449 >>40908800 >>40908991 >>40909013 >>40909520 >>40904541 (OP) >Completely out of breath, she barely makes it >l begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely >Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime >Moving on to arms... >W-- her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a f------ hotdog in the car on her way over? >Alright time to work on her waffle stompers. >They literally smell like s---. The mind goes to dark places. >Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus >Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky >At last it is finished. >She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off >After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client. Dear god no... >This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage. I F------ HATE FATE PEOPLE

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: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)12:28:43 No.34767237 This involves woods, but the woods aren't really relevant desu >Hang around woods with friends >Have this little area we sit in to get high, have a drink, have a fire, that kind of thing >Meet 2 friends there 1 day >New chair has been introduced which is a lot better than the logs and crates we normally use >It's this high back comfy cushion chair >Ask where it came from >Friend found it outside an old folks home >Immediately think someone could have died in it and tell them we should get rid of it >Friend who got insists I try it out first >Reluctantly sit in it >Yeah it's comfy >Everything just starts feeling odd >Like they're both talking to me, but it's all muffled and I have tunnel vision >Get overwhelming sense of dread and no energy >You know when you wake up and you're still really tired and you have to physically drag yourself out of bed? Have to do that to get out of the chair >Both of them ask me if I "felt it" >Whatever "it" is I did >Friend who got it thinks it's cool >Other friend agrees with me that we should get rid of it >Chair stays >At the weekend there's 8 of us >Friend insists everyone try the chair >Everyone does except 1 >They all have this real trance look to them when they're sitting in it, it's weird as f--- >All feel "it", but don't seem concerned >Following day me and friend who want to get rid of it go there alone and have a fire >Decide to burn the chair >We assure ourselves it's a good thing because it's "cursed" >Everyone had bad luck in the space of maybe 2-3 months after it >Of the 8 of us there that night >5 went to prison >1 died in a car accident >1 killed themselves >1 had a miscarriage >Only 1 who nothing happened to was the 1 who didn't sit in it >To this day I stand by that decision to burn it Coincidence? Probably. I still f------ hated it though. It's hard to describe how it made you feel when you were sat in it.

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Anonymous 153 KB JPG 05/12/19(Sun)10:28:11 No.799572983 >be me, 15m >looking at Snapchat >see a memories post pop up >me and my little bro 3-4 years ago >thatsfunny.jpeg >look through other memories >some are newer at the top, don't use snap much >get further down, 14,13,12,11... >I see a picture of me in 7th grade >fuckthewut.pdf >it's the most fuckboi pic ever >goddamn f------ dog filter and everything >my clothes are all baggy trying to be cool kid clothes >just about to leave, see video >watch it >vid is of me talking >my voice is so high pitched >I f------ put down my phone Never again /b/ros View Thread

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adidas Jownies 8 KB JPG >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Anon picks flowers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)17:53:54 No.908955003 211 KB PNG fun things you did as a child ill start >like 5 or 6 years old >picking flowers and grass with teacher >teacher has a fat ass >she's bending over picking a flower >I'm holding tall piece of grass >first instinct is to slap her ass with the grass as hard as I can

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POLICE FFICER FOUNTAIN PO CO. REMENT FOUNTAIN POLICE Andrea-Serrano.jpg 61 KB JPG 1859 >be woman >r--- a 13 year old boy >get pregnant >mfw i destroyed the boys life and robbed his childhood >mfw i don't have to face jail time, because of pregnancy >mfw i have child custody as a sexual offender And women say they're treated harder than men... Mark my words: the moment he gets 18 years old, she wants him to pay alimony.

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: Anonymous üm üm 3 11/08/23(Wed)17:29:13 No.33456804 >be me, age 6-12 >dad molests me whenever he gets the chance >hated it at the time >be me, 18 >Move out as quickly as I can so as to 11 KB JPG not have to be with my dad >>33457475 # >be me now, 22 >go to parents' house for the first time in years >actually want to have sex with him now that I'm an adult who enjoys sex >He barely looks at me Why are all f--- like this? 12 Replies View Thread : Anonymous >>33456804 (OP) # Just r--- him. What goes around comes around 11/08/23(Wed)18:26:17 No.33457325

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