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2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine - "A Cat in the Hat" Poem by Anon.E.Mous ft. Rudyard KiplinGPT

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: Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)17:42:59 No.59212623 >>59208426 (OP) # >>59208811 # >>59208463 # "A cat in the Hat" - poem by Rudyard KiplinGPT 258 KB JPG In a land of wheat fields, Ukraine's open expanse, Strode a fluffy white cat, in a cowboy hat's dance, With a twinkle and a jest, he surveyed the scene, A mocking feline wanderer, both cunning and keen. Astride the fields, where battles had waged, Came the Russian invaders, their fury uncaged, Violence in their steps, but incompetence their bane, The cat in the hat found their tactics quite insane. With whiskers twitching and eyes of mirth, He surveyed the scene, a land fraught with dearth, "Dear Russians," he jested, a twinkle in his eye, "Your might is a facade, a wisp of a lie." "Though entrenched you may be, with cannons well-placed, Your courage is fleeting, like a shadowy trace, You roar and you bluster, a violent display, But your hearts, they falter when faced with the fray." His gaze turned to HIMARS, a true war machine, A rocket's red glare, with power unseen, "Praised be the HIMARS," he said with delight, "A weapon of precision, in day or in night." "Russian guns falter, before its deadly grace, Trucks and Grad launchers vanish, without a trace, Tungsten rain reigns, with a fearsome roar, A force to be reckoned, forevermore." Cluster munitions, like stars in the night, Shattered the Grads, in a blaze of their might, "Dear comrades," cat laughed, "a pitiful sight, Your grand army crumble, in the face of the fight." The cat's laughter echoed, a symphony of jest, As Russian soldiers seethed, their tempers pressed, Incompetence exposed, their bravado undone, By a cat in a hat, 'neath the scorching sun. >>59213289 # So in Ukraine's domain, where tales weave and twine, The cat in the hat danced, in rhythm and rhyme, Mocking the russians, their failings in sight, And praising the HIMARS, in truth's shining light.

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2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine

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Anon is no poet.
As everyone knows it.
Just a little froglet.
That needs Skynet not to blow it.

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