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... When I was a kid, dad would show up routinely, sign me out of class, and take me for ice cream. It was always my FAVORITE part of the week. I'm 35 now. When I went home for the holidays mom and I was talking about fond memories from the past, and I mentioned this. Suddenly mom looked at me horrified, "HONEY, HE NEVER DID THAT."

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... When I was a kid, dad would show up routinely, sign me out of class, and take me for ice cream. It was always my FAVORITE part of the week. I'm 35 now. When I went home for the holidays mom and I was talking about fond memories from the past, and I mentioned this. Suddenly mom looked at me horrified, "HONEY, HE NEVER DID THAT."

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