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Blocking someone isn't enough I want them to get lice 230 Like 16 Comments 76 Shares Comment Share I once intentionally gave a girl lice bc she kept throwing her long a hair all over my desk in class while I was trying to work on assignments (this was in like middle school). I had asked her to stop multiple times and she scoffed and kept doing it. So I picked one off my own head and threw it into her hair. Couple days later she came to school crying with a bob. I do not regret it.

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one time a nurse left the trainee in the room to draw my blood. and i was 12 at the time, she was so scared, i walked her through the whole process bc i've had it done so many times and then she was shaking with the needle so i said "give me that"

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one time a nurse left the trainee in the room to draw my blood. and i was 12 at the time, she was so scared, i walked her through the whole process bc i've had it done so many times and then she was shaking with the needle so i said "give me that"

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Blocking someone isn't enough I want them to get lice 230 Like 16 Comments 76 Shares Comment Share I once intentionally gave a girl lice bc she kept throwing her long a hair all over my desk in class while I was trying to work on assignments (this was in like middle school). I had asked her to stop multiple times and she scoffed and kept doing it. So I picked one off my own head and threw it into her hair. Couple days later she came to school crying with a bob. I do not regret it.

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