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If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you listen to Distractible now, that'll be the end of it. Tim orto Tim onto me

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills


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i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds ΣΒ M
schizm-deactivated i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did. schizm-deactivated i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? b-------" and she was like "oh honey god works in mysterious ways, and He knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog isnt the path He has set for you" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him anyway im into petplay now thefiresontheheight Follow & OOO 44,801 notes HB HB
- and then I died, and he just gets a new robin?! and doesn't avenge me?! so of COURSE I'm gonna be like "what the F---, dad?!" after crawling out of literal hell, but looking back at it ig I can kinda understand bc he has a very deep trauma surrounding death and it's really not fair for me to take it personally despite my feelings. we also got tim out of it, so I guess it worked out. I still care so much about how he thinks about me, - s---, I just hope he thinks about me I literally can't sleep at night bc I keep worrying I'm becoming everything he hates. I love him. he loves me. I know he does. I just wish it was easier. I just want to make him proud.
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Uploaded Dec 06, 2023 at 02:07PM EST

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