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i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me

i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds ΣΒ M
i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds ΣΒ M

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hunter's obviously a clone

Hunter's obviously a clone/grimwalker of Philip's brother, but now we know he's not the first one Belos has made, because Darius mentioned Hunter having a predecessor. Philip has been working on a grimwalker since the Deadwardian era, so there's potentially been around four hundred years of clones. I think when he enters Belos' mind, Hunter is gonna end up seeing a huge pile of corpses that all look exactly like him, or he's gonna see Belos killing 'him' over and over and over again like it's nothing, completely shattering everything his uncle told him about him being special and important. 3rd
Hunter's obviously a clone/grimwalker of Philip's brother, but now we know he's not the first one Belos has made, because Darius mentioned Hunter having a predecessor. Philip has been working on a grimwalker since the Deadwardian era, so there's potentially been around four hundred years of clones. I think when he enters Belos' mind, Hunter is gonna end up seeing a huge pile of corpses that all look exactly like him, or he's gonna see Belos killing 'him' over and over and over again like it's nothing, completely shattering everything his uncle told him about him being special and important. 3rd

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i dont bite people anymore

schizm-deactivated i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did. schizm-deactivated i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? b-------" and she was like "oh honey god works in mysterious ways, and He knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog isnt the path He has set for you" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him anyway im into petplay now thefiresontheheight Follow & OOO 44,801 notes HB HB
schizm-deactivated i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did. schizm-deactivated i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? b-------" and she was like "oh honey god works in mysterious ways, and He knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog isnt the path He has set for you" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him anyway im into petplay now thefiresontheheight Follow & OOO 44,801 notes HB HB

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If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you listen to Distractible now, that'll be the end of it. Tim orto Tim onto me
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you listen to Distractible now, that'll be the end of it. Tim orto Tim onto me

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Sir this is a Bat Burger's

- and then I died, and he just gets a new robin?! and doesn't avenge me?! so of COURSE I'm gonna be like "what the F---, dad?!" after crawling out of literal hell, but looking back at it ig I can kinda understand bc he has a very deep trauma surrounding death and it's really not fair for me to take it personally despite my feelings. we also got tim out of it, so I guess it worked out. I still care so much about how he thinks about me, - s---, I just hope he thinks about me I literally can't sleep at night bc I keep worrying I'm becoming everything he hates. I love him. he loves me. I know he does. I just wish it was easier. I just want to make him proud.
- and then I died, and he just gets a new robin?! and doesn't avenge me?! so of COURSE I'm gonna be like "what the F---, dad?!" after crawling out of literal hell, but looking back at it ig I can kinda understand bc he has a very deep trauma surrounding death and it's really not fair for me to take it personally despite my feelings. we also got tim out of it, so I guess it worked out. I still care so much about how he thinks about me, - s---, I just hope he thinks about me I literally can't sleep at night bc I keep worrying I'm becoming everything he hates. I love him. he loves me. I know he does. I just wish it was easier. I just want to make him proud.

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pop off king

I am looking for a man. I am philza's father. I don't know what Logan Paul did. I love putting ethenol up my ass. I kiss my hand for practice. pop off king. M
I am looking for a man. I am philza's father. I don't know what Logan Paul did. I love putting ethenol up my ass. I kiss my hand for practice. pop off king. M

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the upside of 9/11

Assuming exactly half of the people in the towers were men and they were consistent with the national averages we can safely assume around 75 pedophiles were killed during 9/11 लै €8,0
Assuming exactly half of the people in the towers were men and they were consistent with the national averages we can safely assume around 75 pedophiles were killed during 9/11 लै €8,0

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my biggest gripe with jurassic world

Bethy Prescott • 1y ago (edited) My biggest gripe with Jurassic World was Chris Pratt being overtaken by the pyroclastic cloud, only to emerge totally unharmed seconds later. They're the volcanologist's nightmare. "You can't outrun a pyroclastic flow." He'd have been dead the second he was out of sight. That ash is so hot it would have melted his skin and throat, and the moisture from his body would have quickly cooled the layers of ash into rock, preserving him alive. But that's Hollywood for you. 1.4K
Bethy Prescott • 1y ago (edited) My biggest gripe with Jurassic World was Chris Pratt being overtaken by the pyroclastic cloud, only to emerge totally unharmed seconds later. They're the volcanologist's nightmare. "You can't outrun a pyroclastic flow." He'd have been dead the second he was out of sight. That ash is so hot it would have melted his skin and throat, and the moisture from his body would have quickly cooled the layers of ash into rock, preserving him alive. But that's Hollywood for you. 1.4K

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I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

goopy-amethyst Follow I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf grandcomputerfestival Follow goopy-amethyst Some lady gave my grandpa antifreeze once because she wanted his money but he f------ lived and he told us all he made a deal with the devil. We tried to exorcise the demons from him once and it actually kinda worked??? Also I think he opened a portal in dairy queen ध् ... m ro ...
goopy-amethyst Follow I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf grandcomputerfestival Follow goopy-amethyst Some lady gave my grandpa antifreeze once because she wanted his money but he f------ lived and he told us all he made a deal with the devil. We tried to exorcise the demons from him once and it actually kinda worked??? Also I think he opened a portal in dairy queen ध् ... m ro ...

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i used to chew on my ex's forearm

why don't they make chew toys for adult humans 054 1328 327 Replying to I used to chew on my ex's forearm. He had an injury & had sustained nerve damage, so he couldn't feel it. It was the best stress reliever! One of the few things his worthless ass was good for. thic-whole-situation 10:57 AM 3/14/21- Twitter for Android 3 m
why don't they make chew toys for adult humans 054 1328 327 Replying to I used to chew on my ex's forearm. He had an injury & had sustained nerve damage, so he couldn't feel it. It was the best stress reliever! One of the few things his worthless ass was good for. thic-whole-situation 10:57 AM 3/14/21- Twitter for Android 3 m

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man'

Anonymous asked: the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass M /HB HB
Anonymous asked: the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass M /HB HB

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