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schizm-deactivated i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did. schizm-deactivated i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? b-------" and she was like "oh honey god works in mysterious ways, and He knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog isnt the path He has set for you" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him anyway im into petplay now thefiresontheheight Follow & OOO 44,801 notes HB HB

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