Senator Meow @SenatorMeow : I tell ya, I was getting in bed with my wife last night, she tells me she's on a sympathy strike for the auto workers. I ask her why, she says really relates with their unappreciated handling of small parts. No respect 7:48 PM. Sep 15, 2023 · 1,364 Views

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Senator Meow @SenatorMeow : I tell ya, I was getting in bed with my wife last night, she tells me she's on a sympathy strike for the auto workers. I ask her why, she says really relates with their unappreciated handling of small parts. No respect 7:48 PM. Sep 15, 2023 · 1,364 Views

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