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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen my wife brought me a lemonade. i said, let me guess, it's from panera. she said no, i poisoned it myself LU 2:10 PM Dec 7, 2023 · 1.8M Views :

Benny Feldman @Feldfrog You should be able to scrape the nightmares off your dream catcher into a machine and distill them down to a pure iridescent oil that you can drink and have a thousand nightmares at once 12:34 PM Dec 1, 2023 · 482.7K Views

AISE WELL PRAISE DALE Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse "Seasonal depression? Sure, I had that just yesterday at my in laws. Took one bite of the turkey and got depressed at how bad it was seasoned!” ჰეგის BURN DO AMOO NE 11:21 AM • Nov 24, 2023 52.7K Views : ...

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my wife brought me a lemonade. i said, let me guess, it's from panera

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen my wife brought me a lemonade. i said, let me guess, it's from panera. she said no, i poisoned it myself LU 2:10 PM Dec 7, 2023 · 1.8M Views :

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You should be able to scrape the nightmares off your dream catcher into a machine

Benny Feldman @Feldfrog You should be able to scrape the nightmares off your dream catcher into a machine and distill them down to a pure iridescent oil that you can drink and have a thousand nightmares at once 12:34 PM Dec 1, 2023 · 482.7K Views

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“i want a hamburger and french fries”

Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer "i want a hamburger and french fries" 2:04 PM Nov 30, 2023 145.9K Views . ...

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I guess Henry Kissinger decided to make like Spotify and call it a Wrap

sammy v @YourMajestyVee I guess Henry Kissinger decided to make like Spotify and call it a Wrap 8:55 PM • Nov 29, 2023 1.5M Views ...

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Seasonal depression?

AISE WELL PRAISE DALE Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse "Seasonal depression? Sure, I had that just yesterday at my in laws. Took one bite of the turkey and got depressed at how bad it was seasoned!” ჰეგის BURN DO AMOO NE 11:21 AM • Nov 24, 2023 52.7K Views : ...

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Of course I support same-sex marriage!

Huckleberry @Huckleberrytini Same-sex marriage? Of course I support same-sex marriage! I've been having same-sex with my wife for the last 20 years! 4:37 PM Nov 20, 2023 1,378 Views :

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Which genre do u hope makes a come back now superhero movies are dying

Jo @Goldxn_Violin Good movies hannah strong @thethirdhan. Nov 2 Which genre do u hope makes a come back now superhero movies are dying. Personally I hope it's alien invasion films 6:29 PM Nov 2, 2023 144.9K Views : ...

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i asked my wife where she was going, she said “five nights at freddys.”

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen i asked my wife where she was going, she said “five nights at freddys." i said have fun at the movie, she said "what movie?" 9:26 PM Oct 26, 2023 1.9M Views ...

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I was stuck in the Gotham cop hole for five long months.

CAPED WONDE Perry White @Greatceasersgst "I was stuck in the Gotham cop hole for five long months. Finally I got out and went home to my wife, she said, 'Back so soon?' 7:30 PM. Sep 18, 2023 · 9,436 Views

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he tells me she's on a sympathy strike for the auto workers

Senator Meow @SenatorMeow : I tell ya, I was getting in bed with my wife last night, she tells me she's on a sympathy strike for the auto workers. I ask her why, she says really relates with their unappreciated handling of small parts. No respect 7:48 PM. Sep 15, 2023 · 1,364 Views

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my wife calls from burning man, she says she's trapped, she's unhappy, she wants out

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen my wife calls from burning man, she says she's trapped, she's unhappy, she wants out. yeah, then she told me how bad burning man was 2:06 AM - Sep 3, 2023 2.2M Views

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I Was Making Love to My Wife and Halfway Through She Gets Up and Walks Out the Room

brian @brianthehuman i was making love to my wife and halfway through she gets up and walks out the room i say hey, what's the big idea?? she says SAG- AFTRA's on strike, i can't do any more acting! 8:23 PM 6/5/23 from Earth 150K Views ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

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