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My AI lady said I’m cheating on her I said no baby I always do that to the toaster

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my wife brought me a lemonade. i said, let me guess, it's from panera

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You should be able to scrape the nightmares off your dream catcher into a machine

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“i want a hamburger and french fries”

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I guess Henry Kissinger decided to make like Spotify and call it a Wrap

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Seasonal depression?

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Of course I support same-sex marriage!

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Which genre do u hope makes a come back now superhero movies are dying

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i asked my wife where she was going, she said “five nights at freddys.”

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I was stuck in the Gotham cop hole for five long months.

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he tells me she's on a sympathy strike for the auto workers

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my wife calls from burning man, she says she's trapped, she's unhappy, she wants out

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I Was Making Love to My Wife and Halfway Through She Gets Up and Walks Out the Room

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I’m all out of Thyme, I gotta make a Dill Dough!

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my wife and I were watching march madness and I asked if she’s rooting for the underdogs.

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i tell ya, the first time i slept with my wife she called me dom toretto

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my wife asked how i feel about raising a bunch of nepo babies

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just go for a daily Milwaukee.

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"what's all this about the Fed, huh? what about me? I'm feeling FED up!"

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