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Baalbuddy - Christmas time Elf traditions: The Elf on the Shelf.

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Remember, Honey. misst Xoshe ELF PSYOP Invaltion The Elf Watching 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house $69 ist The Elf on the Shelf is watching you day and night, to see if you're Buh.... ever naughty./ But, I MOM, I want the Elf to go away. I'm sorry Honey, Mommy can't do that. The Elf is too powerful. Mur 20 pod don't want to be Watched. # 'not a creature was stirring, except for the Elf. THUS S 225

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Sift Green

Dec 25, 2023 at 02:26PM EST

I think we've discovered the real reason Elves in Baalbuddy's works can't get any no mater how hot they are: unresolved childhood trauma caused by their Christmas Elf cousins taking their 'naughty or nice' observation job too seriously. The end result? The subconscious mind adds 'Hot, Eager Elf' to the list of things to be feared instead of the list of things to be desired.

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