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Geigh Science

Nov 24, 2023 at 02:59PM EST in reply to Zeebor

they tried to play both sides of it, simultaneously sexualizing her way more and then abruptly being like "actually she needs to wear a full uniform and you're a bad person for objectifying her in the previous games"

the ol' puritan swap from right to left, same as it ever was.

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Nov 24, 2023 at 05:23PM EST in reply to Geigh Science

Like how TLOU2 makes you kill a dog, then says "how dare you kill the dog."

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