Player: DD DM: DUNDER MFLEN It's been 15 minutes. Stop describing the furniture! You know what? I'm going to describe it even more!

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THE DM DESCRIBES THE GORGEOUS CITY AS YOU GO OVER THE HILL DM GIVES THE DEAF PC PLAYER A PIECE OF PAPER imgflip.com THE DEAF PC FREEZES ON THE HILL AND STARES AT THE CITY, SHAKING SLIGHTLY THE DEAF PC SCREAMS IN PURE HORROR AND RUNS FOR HIS LIFE, IN THE OTHER DIRECTION

Hello Lancaster from LANCER Hello Life Cleric from DUNGEONS DRAGONS Channel Divinity: Preserve Life REDUNDANT SYSTEMS Starting at 2nd level, you can use your Channel Divinity to heal the badly injured. At your discretion, other characters adjacent to the Lancaster can spend its REPAIRS as their own.

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