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Anon follows dcs the questions footsteps | /r/Greentext
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![File: cancer.png (184 KB, 768x859) IT'S OVER I f----- up bros Anonymous 02/12/24(Mon)19:26:57 No.30734881 >be me >35 y/o fat f--- virgin >finally musters up the courage to invite a h----- to my house >she is getting undressed and I offer to put on some music >I offered this because I wanted to feel more confident and was too embarrassed to tell her that >thankfully she agrees without questioning me and says it will help set the mood >I start playing a kets4eki song snippet on repeat >she looks at me with disgust and 5 seconds later bursts out laughing >gives me back my money and leaves >blocks my number 0:03 / 0:16 Can someone please tell me what the f--- I did wrong? They play songs like that in the movies all the time during sex scenes. The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHN66Aq1-QY [Remove] rock your body ft ayesha pitched a a kets4eki - rock your body ft. Ayesha Erotica [snippet] @ayeshaonline69 137 2:13 CC Share a YouTube D](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/755/020/b10.png "Anon sets the mood | /r/Greentext")
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![jeebus.png (88 KB, 233x243) google iqdb Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)03:54:41 No.516501331 []>>516502180 >>516504309 > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him >We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time >He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting >"Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found >Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that >MFW General road rage stories.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/004/033/8f1.jpeg "Road rage classic | /r/Greentext")
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