When you went there as a soft touch while punishing his constant f--- ups but manchild slaps you to death during his tantrum: Your not God commands you to Kneel.

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"You see, you can just give this kind of thing to men, and they will be thrilled."

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Warhammer 40,000 - I don't know how many of you would give a damn, but Emps wasn't planning on going this far at start....

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