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Archaon the Everchosen, Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Archaon.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the hordes and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the blade, and that gorgeous charge. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you fail. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the campaign, you're a great leader and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the Chaos Realms and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first corporeal victory in Norsca, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. It was a hard year for us baby, but in the next decade you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "PANTHEON, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the universe and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Archaon the Everchosen.

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