Me (The DM): Ok, the Goblin is currently using Sildar as half cover. Rouge: Okay, I shoot my crossbow at him. Does a 16 hit? Me: Yes, roll damage. Rouge: Ok, I'm adding Sneak Attack and Piercing Shot. Does that kill him? Me: You hit somebody, but it wasn't the Goblin. ROGUE OH MAN... I SHOT SILDAR IN THE FACE imgflip.com

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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Me (The DM): Ok, the Goblin is currently using Sildar as half cover. Rouge: Okay, I shoot my crossbow at him. Does a 16 hit? Me: Yes, roll damage. Rouge: Ok, I'm adding Sneak Attack and Piercing Shot. Does that kill him? Me: You hit somebody, but it wasn't the Goblin. ROGUE OH MAN... I SHOT SILDAR IN THE FACE imgflip.com

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