The Derpy Bunch! The Derpy Bunch! That's the way we became the Derpy bunch!

This is the story
Of a lovely pony
Who was living with her little dragon Spike
"You really need some friends,"
Said Celestia
"I know a few you'll like"

This is the story
Of a little town
And five mares who all needed a new friend
They were introduced
To Twilight Sparkle
And then their help they'd lend

Because on the one day when the Princess disappeared
They fought some monsters and sung a little tune
Then these six friends all came together
And that's the way they all defeated Nightmare Moon!

Oh, Nightmare Moon!
Oh, Nightmare Moon!

And that's the way they all defeated Nightmare Moon!!!

(Oh my God, that was fun!)