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HOW TO DRESS & ACT LIKE A CHUD 101: в Patrick Crusius updated his profile picture. June 10, 2017 Wear glasses that are about 15 years out of date. They should look like most basic rectangular glasses that can be bought at your local Walgreens. Use your index finger to push them up your nose bridge every 10 seconds or so. Get an ambiguous and unfashionable haircut from Mom. The same haircut you had since you were 14. Not too long, but not a buzzcut either as that would be fashionable. If you are balding, do NOT cover up your forehead. For your social media profile picture, pick a random bad quality photo that you took in the basement. You should make a face that illustrates your discontent with society and life. STAR WARS NASA I N Wear some dark ugly graphic t-shirts. They should be sightly too big but not oversized as that would be fashionable. You may also wear a black hoodie. Get your dad's old jeans that are too long as well as a large black belt. Make sure to tuck the t-shirt in your pants so that the belt is fully visible. You should only wear your grandfather's favorite shoe brand-New Balance. Make sure they are too big for your feet and neglect them so they become filthy and dirt-stained despite only leaving the house for groceries. CON SAMSONS ONLY buy Android, as buying an iPhone would be too mainstream. You must be contrarian towards everything new or popular. Eat only foods that give you zero nutrients. Just plain mac and cheese or maybe a hot dog without a bun. You don't want to accidentally build muscle. Make sure to make this face at all times while in public. When someone greets you, do not respond. If you are forced to speak, mumble incoherently. Slump your back forward so it looks like you have mild ostioperosis. AND REMEMBER: Always get irrationally angry whenever something that has no effect on your life happens. For example, a trans person existing or an interracial couple walking down the street. You should vent on 4chan regularly.

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