Peanut the Squirrel / P'Nut - Do nut steal the squirrel.

The democrats aren't why the squirrel is dead, be serious. Animal controls regulations are the same for animal bites and rabies risk in pretty much every state and the call supposedly came from a lady from texas.

Most states, including red ones, have laws against owning a squirrel

I would agree if it were something that only blue governments do but its illegal to own a squirrel in texas, for goodness sake.

The gun issue is generally partisan but "wild animal pet laws" and "procedures to deal with animal bites" are basically entirely bipartisan. Acting as if this would be different under the republicans is just a blatant attempt at trying to get a bizarre political win close to the election.