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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous Water saving nozzle accessory 476 KB PNG >See ordinary tap 11/08/24(Fri)07:49:19 No.79385061 >Fill cup (500ml) with water >Government says I wasted water >Install water saving tap >Fill cup (500ml) >Government says I saved water How does this thing work?

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Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:05:05 No.204764813 Margret Qualleyin the Substance.jpg 164 KB JPG >film about youth vs aging in women >cast a literal 30 year old Millennial hag as the representation of youth Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? Which Zoomette would you have cast? Anonymous >>204764813 (OP) # 10/23/24(Wed) 03:05:57 No.204764831 >Why not a 20 year old Zoomette? they're ugly

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File: 1727339926569636.jpg (185 KB, 1376x1376) Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)07:11:19 No.693919505 >>693919656 >>693919701 >>693920092 >>693922917 >>693923125 >>693923452 >>693923627 >>693925021 >>693925517 >>693927648 >>693930225 >>693930593 >>693932739 >>693932821 >>693933287 >>693933448 >>693934042 >>693939263 >>693939501 >>693941031 >>693941678 >>693941907 >>693943197 >>693944913 >>693946010 >writes her being tortured and having her head shaved >writes her getting r---- by a 13 year old boy >writes her having live surgery performed on her without anesthetic, showing her writhing in agony as her innards are moved around >writes it so there's a second bomb inside of her that detonates anyway rendering the surgery pointless What the f--- was up with Kojima in 2014? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:15:12 No.693923319 >>693943250 >>693924191 >Kojima purposely made her look like underage j------- >Lol jk she's like 30 years old What did he mean by this? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:19:22 No.693923556 Even in Smash Bros., her spirit caused bomb effects. >> Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)09:31:18 No.693927648 ►>>693929549 File: tumblr_pijaupEllk1vtcma00(...).jpg (107 KB, 960x718) POLICE STATION tonight's episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH tonights-episode.tumblr.com >>693919505 (OP) Oh you know why Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:12:09 No.693933287 >>693936164 >>693919505 (OP) >>693935763 Why didn't Boss arrest her and remand her to his quarters as his prisoner during the events of Peace Walker? And why didn't he impregnate her so that her large pregnant tummy would render her incapable of any further clandestine intelligence work? Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:02:48 No.693939263 >>693919505 (OP) He wanted to torture and kill your waifu and he was right to do so.

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how it feels to go out with friends "for coffee" but i'm a hot chocolate fan 110 KB JPG >take digital media class in highschool >it's a computer class so you already know that your gonna get some weird kids >one kid in my class though is something I've never seen before >he has a basic nerdy face and a bit overweight but it's what he wears >he comes into class everyday no exception with one of the rainbow hats with a spinner on top, like in a cartoon >on top of that he has a giant lollipop the size of his his that he carries around everywhere, it's fake but still >literally looks like a kid from a cartoon all he needs is some overalls >apart from that he seems pretty normal so idk >I'll see if he does anything else but I just thought it was funny

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IT'S OVER ► Chud 9 days ago Nº20669 [Reply] >>20670 >>20709 >>20764 I genuinely believe it's literally over for me. >did not participate in any clubs during hs >never made any friends because of the high percentage of lg hivaids in my school >didnt take any ap nor college courses to bump up my gpa. >never had a real friendship because of them being Ig hivaids >didnt participate in any senior activity or event >old 'cord messages from 2021 got leaked of me saying i hate ni , f, and tr what the f--- did I do wrong in life? why are so many people part of lg hivaids? is it geniuenly over? sometimes, I miss the old middle school days of me doing stupid s--- like sniffing markers.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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