My friend: Yo why don't you play a bard? You're basically a bard IRL. Me: What? How am I a f------ bard? My friend: You used to ho around, and you write romantic letters, right? Me: Yeah.. My friend: And you make songs.. about your ladies right? Me: Listen here, you little s---

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and i was like "my eternal slave says what?" and he totally fell for it you know you don't need to do that right? what do you mean? but that's no fun! you don't need to rely on wordplay. mortals will just sign that stuff away willingly. it's efficient. there's no ambiguity in ownership. and it's always a laugh to see them trade so much for so little. speaking of, you still I owe me that soul. $ for the last time. nothing a pact of the fiend warlock says or does in the feywild is legally binding.

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