File: N-----.jpg (31 KB, 401x538) LOST DOG NO REWARD IF FOUND Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)13:17:20 No.75556789 >i go to gym >>75556804 >>75556805 >>75556813 >as soon as i walk in there's some bum wearing a hoodie who looks like the creature in this picture staring at me with a dirty look >i begin my set >he moves to the machine next to mine and starts mumbling insults >i move machines >he moves to the machine next to mine and continues mumbling insults >i honestly don't want to get into a fight today so i ignore it >i finish my workout and go home What would you have done?

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File: N-----.jpg (31 KB, 401x538) LOST DOG NO REWARD IF FOUND Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)13:17:20 No.75556789 >i go to gym >>75556804 >>75556805 >>75556813 >as soon as i walk in there's some bum wearing a hoodie who looks like the creature in this picture staring at me with a dirty look >i begin my set >he moves to the machine next to mine and starts mumbling insults >i move machines >he moves to the machine next to mine and continues mumbling insults >i honestly don't want to get into a fight today so i ignore it >i finish my workout and go home What would you have done?

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