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YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects

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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread
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