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YP Anonymous NY Serious Simulation S--- Afoot YPO MY NYPD YPO HYP KYPE NY NY com stoppers stoppers P 559 KB JPG being NYPD NYPO NYPO NYPD 12/10/24(Tue)22:32:55 No.928497961 Ok guys, bear with me. >roommate is a psychic furry genie f-- >said psychic fury genie f-- (aka my roommate) recently made contact with a higher dimensional spiritual You water fast for three days, on hour 73 you ingest a heroic dose of laxatives (2-3 times the standard dose for adults) to the point of a prolapsed anus. Once the downward s--- geyser starts to spew, drink a concoction of 1 part bleach to 60 parts water to stay hydroxoly hydrated. >so my roommate does this weird ritual and makes contact >this spiritual being said that we're amidst a test that surrounds drones and the slaughter of former (now deceased) cuck UHC CEO >if we don't get the answer right, the server will get wiped since we've spiraled into an undesired state >if we Sherlock Holmes this s--- then we all have a personal paradise (think lucid dreaming 24/7 doing fuckall in/on/with/whom/what you want) waiting for us Please anons, solve this s--- so I can get pegged by a corporeal Poison Ivy Hinata hybrid octotit Willem Dafoe hung f--- machine until the hardware fails or server disconnects

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Anonymous My parents are distraught. 868 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)05:38:51 No.75688446 >Oldest brother got framed for sexual assault by our cousin in the early 2010s. >Parents kicked him out without even hearing him out. >This was to "Protect his younger cousin at all costs." >During a family reunion this year, he was brought up and our cousin froze up. >People took notice and began pinning her down and questioning her about it. >She began playing it all off as if it was a "dream" and never happened which threw people into a loop, badly. >The family began freaking their s--- in an attempt to contact him and was finally able to. >We severely struggled to find him because he had erased himself from the internet or anywhere. >Our parents hired a private investigator and luckily was able to find him and called him. >Everyone was in tears after he answered and picked up. >Mom sat the phone on speaker. >He immediately responded after our parents asked him how he was doing and that they missed him. >"Do not contact me again." >No one could get any words out and mom tried to say something. >He cut her off and went into detail how family bonds had been destroyed. >Including how he's lived in isolation for years in fear of creating another relationship over the lies they believed would ruin a relationship he formed.. >He went off how the family had killed him and he's been condemned to a living death. >Then we were caught off guard when he stated he's putting in restraining orders for all of us. >He hung up, then mom and dad began screaming/crying. We got notified of the R.Os weeks ago. Mom and dad are distraught and haven't been the same since. Its what we get, I guess.
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