CL multnomah co > missed connections reply prev next I stole your wallet at Jantzen Beach Target (Portland) I apologize. I don't know what came over me. You were just so beautiful. I followed you from aisle to aisle but I just couldn't work up the nerve to talk to you. Worried that you would catch on and get scared, I took one last pass and sniff, and grabbed your wallet that was sticking out of your purse. I thought I'd be your hero. I'd come back moments later and say something like, “there's the beautiful lady that owns this wallet". But I couldn't. I'm too shy around your beauty. Before I knew it I was in my car. Then buying a treat at Panera with your money (I'll pay you back). Then jimmy johns. Then gas station. I'm so sorry. But I'm not afraid to ask you out here. If it's you, contact me I'd rather return your wallet over a cocktail than dropping it at your house. Don't worry, I haven't spent any more, I wouldn't do that to you. 5

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CL multnomah co > missed connections reply prev next I stole your wallet at Jantzen Beach Target (Portland) I apologize. I don't know what came over me. You were just so beautiful. I followed you from aisle to aisle but I just couldn't work up the nerve to talk to you. Worried that you would catch on and get scared, I took one last pass and sniff, and grabbed your wallet that was sticking out of your purse. I thought I'd be your hero. I'd come back moments later and say something like, “there's the beautiful lady that owns this wallet". But I couldn't. I'm too shy around your beauty. Before I knew it I was in my car. Then buying a treat at Panera with your money (I'll pay you back). Then jimmy johns. Then gas station. I'm so sorry. But I'm not afraid to ask you out here. If it's you, contact me I'd rather return your wallet over a cocktail than dropping it at your house. Don't worry, I haven't spent any more, I wouldn't do that to you. 5

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