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![328543d37653331c24048aeeO74fel-legeru (148 KB. 700x700) goog 06/0 12Fni22 23 No.2306185 [I1 1/x this thing th She >You walk in, gripping your Dash figure tightly you tel "we're finally going to meet the people behind MLP >A She i a rather atractne woman, but way out of your league You eye her Your tulpa notices you, and you feel a harsh jab in the side of your leg Ouch, Twilight What was that for The representative stares at you for a bit, then presses her lips there," she begns、"You must be And your guest Oh, Twilight is right here,"you point to your side s "She's my tulpa. It took me about a month to make her appear, but here she is! Tulpaight waves a hoof, but other than that, slence -This time all here," you Of course. Folow me, please Ms. Faust, Ms. Strong and Mr de Lancie are at the back table the r 1-1 Anonymous 06/01/12(Fri 22 24 No 2306218 [ , ] 306275 222306408 2ix Lo and behold, Faust, Strong and de Lancie are right there, accompanied by two men you didn't recagnize Your mouth is agape as you stare at your idols Wide eyed, you constantly look back and forth between Twilight and the people at the table They TARA STRONG! AND YOURE LAUREN FAUST!" you excitedly holler OH MY GOD JOHN DE LANCIE YOU ACTUALLY CAMER de Lancie gives an obviously forced rs so nice to meet such an enthusiastic fan," he states tryingvery hard not to gnt his teeth Well, why dont we ail take a seat. We'd love to cha,"Faust expresses, atempting to ease the You slam your fat ass >An audible "crack resonates through the now busy restaurant Anonymous 06/01/12/Fni22 31 No 2306408 [11222385651 3% So tell us, Anon, what got you in to the brony fandom? de Lancie asks nervously Your tongue pokes out of your mouth as you ponder the question -Your eyer You can taste your breakfast on your You reel in the catch, eyes ighting up with what to say Faust tries to conceal her gagging Well, I was browsing reddt this one day, and saw something about My Little Pony,"you began "At first, I thought it was just a t word trol HAHA, YOU CAN EVEN SAY IWAS SORT OF TWMLIGHTLICIOUS, EH MS STRONG7 you burst out A small globule of spit misses Faust's face by an inch. Haha! Yes, Anon VERY Twilightlicious! Please, conie >"Yeah, anyways," you continue, saw all the posts continuously popping up, and I thought, you knaw nil give it a shot! You hear your Twilight tulpa groan "Quiet Twiligh, its my turn to talk"you beat your chest ike an ape de Lancie closes his eyes and sighs But then, I watched the second episode! And hey! I loved that toor Strong repeatedly swore at herself slently, regretting ever coming s your table He then notices you、ard turns on his heel Thirty seconds later, you see the same waiter approach the table, looking a little worried gives another sigh, this time of elif You tun to see what got his antention You grab your fork and wave it in the air like a manchild "Eyl We'ra starving over harel How bout you take our orders? One of the two men you don't know excuses himsel >He heads for the reaches your table After everyone gives their orders, you tum back to your unfortunate hosts So Ms. Faust, why did you become an She smiles at the seemingly simple question you ask the poor I do my own O Well why don't you tell us abo- >Yeah, it's about my OC, Darkshade Blacknight." you interrupt again Your tulpa hopa off her chair, and wanders off. You don't notice >Well actually, it's only a tanfiction. But Im going to animate it soon Anonymous 06/01/12/Fri)22.54 No 2306999123237047 232397083 332307255 5/x repeats the word ike a c Strong's eyes light up like christmas at the Griswolds arives, carying your table's orders Let's anjoy a nice meal, and well get back to your story ater she mutters mie man you didn't know who le esser hasn't arrived back yet. Before de Lancie could put a cutlet of steak in his mouth, you fnish your meal He stares at you, the fork hovering half-wary between his mouth and his plate, his mouth open. You grab a breadstick with your chubby fingers, and shove it into your mouth Faust takes a long sip of water You eye Strong's side of pork chops. You remember she is Jewish Without awaiting a response, you grab the plate, swallow the breadstick hard, and begin to cough Tiny chunks of bread fy out of your mouth at obscene speeds, while Strong, de Lancie and Faust take cover Still holding Strong's plate, you reach WAY over the table for the pitcher of water, and attempt to drinkc from it The condensation resulting from the chilled jug causes your fat fingers to slip Excess water gushes from your already occupied mouth, as you attempt to stand up A nearby coupla gats up from their table and leaves the establishment -You sit back down, satisied you arent choking to death >Tm really somy 1-1 Anonymous 06/0112Fn 23:04 No. 2307256 [ 1] 222307571 222307586 G/x Faust is trying very hard to hold her composure no, don't worry about it. We all make Are you Strong and Faust's weak smiles disappear as they notice your tacial expression change de Lancie asks cautiously Anon? Are you sure you're okay The chuming suddenly stopped Your upper digestive tract gives way to an unstoppable toment of bile Faust tries to duck, but is too late. the mach 3 projectile vomit hit her squar n the head. She falls back, slamming the back of her head on the wal She yelps in pain, holding the back of her head, whle helplessly trying to get the vomit off her face de Lancie turns his head in disgust, holding back his owm half-eaten meal Strong seems to have passed out in her seat from sheer horror Before you could even realize what happened. your felt a strange sensstion in your groin "Anon.rm getting lonely you hear your Twilight Tulpa's voice suddenly ring out You regain your senses, and look to Faust "Oh Jesus Christ. Ms. Faust Im so sorry! Please, let me help you >You hobble over to Faust, while de Lancie scrambles away from you Faust sees you coming, and manages to get up, sprinting for the women's nestroom 7/x No, waitt" you yell after her A toddler from a nearby group of patrons foolishly walked under your enormous belly you trip over him You desperately try to grab something for support your table, vomit-coated c it lands on another woman's table, and she screams in absolute homor is now under going an The fire alarm goes Still stunned from falling over, you barely feell a firm grip on your arm pull you up, as a burly man attempts to retrieve his child Oh my God, Elijsh, what happened to you? the man exclaimed as he examined the toddlers bloody, maimed face. de Lancie was busy fanning Strong, trying to He picks her up, and heads for an area with breathing room Thats him! He's the onel" you suddenly but clearly hear an elderly woman's voice in the distance Jesus Christ, what the bloody f--- happened here someone exclaimed in the commation A uniformed man suddenly appears in your iew, as you are manhandied over to a wal You realizeFaucts's autograph you 1 I didnt gat Ms. austs's autograph" you shout, still a little nauseous The oficer slams you into a wal to shut you up >Your recent regurgitation, followed by a violent blow to the head against the wall, knocks you out 8/8 >You wake up in the hospital You dont even bother opening your eyes Ah good. You're awake You struggie to open your ayes A man in a sut holding some papers and a briecase stands before your hospital bed Sign here, please, he states, handing you a pen and pointing to a dotted line Thank you"the man says cutly He exits the room, taking a bleed-through copy with i You didn't even like that restaurant, anyways Before you closed your eyes, you notice something above where you signed >You were holding the autographs of John de Lancie, Tara Strong and Lauren Faust You closed your eyes, and went to sleep, happy END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/317/962/699.png "699.png")
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