DAMMIT KRISPY KREME!

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FBI TEN MOST WANTED FUGITIVE “KRISPY KREME" (birth name unknown) OUNTY JAIL Mugshot taken in 2009 Krispy Kreme & "Gun Kid" in 2012 Aliases Krispy Kreme, Kreczy, Kreme, Te Baddest, Lcigh Allen, Kcyser Söze CHARGES - Numerous criminal threats - Physical assault and batter - Slander - Grand theft auto (400 counts) -Posscssing stolcn propcrty (400 counts) Rcal cstate fraud (400 counts) - Engaging in the affairs of an cnterprisc, through rackctccring activitics Animal cruelty involving exotic creatures - Sexual corruption of every minor girl (international criminal charges pending) - Numerous counts of assault involving the ignition of flatulence DESCRIPTION Datc(s) of Birth Used: Place of Birth Height Weight Build November I8, 1994 Octobcr 15, 1990 April 20, 1968 United Statcs 5'4" 120 to 130 pounds Medium Hair Eyes Complexion Sex Race Nationality: Brown Green Medium Male Caucasion American Scars and Marks: Remarks Exactly 400 various scars throughout his body Has debilitating allergics during the spring months, and iven to sinus infcctions. Conspires with a man known as "Gun Kid". Thcy frequently incite mayhem under thc moniker "Kreczy GunKid 2012". The two met while incarcerated at Holman Correctional Facility, where Krispy Kreme was charged with battery of every inmate in residence. They have been known to terrorize and intimidate their victims using BB guns. One assault victim, acting in self-defense with infinity knives, was struck with such force that his body was elevated 80-90 fcet (the hcight of a standard recreational kite) REWARD The FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information lcading dircctly to the arrest of "Krispy Kreme"

SAYS HE DOESN'T CARRY A GUN WHILE HOLDING A GUN

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