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SO YOU WANT TO F--- A FICTIONAL CREATURE? Give it the Harkness test first! Does it have Human Intelligence (or "greater")? Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can f--- it! It's a nonhuman creature with sentience and all you need to have consentual sex with. If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's b--------- or possibly p---------! Don't f--- it! Here is an illustrated guide: X Are you an adult? HISS! Do you want to f---? GRONK! DO NOT F--- THIS Are you an adult? Certainly. Do you want to f---? Of course! It's OK to f--- this! *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations.

justintaco Follow I really hate those stupids posts that are like: "What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???" You're thinking of b---------. You want to f--- a T-Rex. justintaco Follow Deactivate your access monster til de er stort set it as a result in f--- you sa kass an unfathomable mass #ll f--- anything as long as it's legal and consenti slamdunk my genitals in pure unbridled chaos. want to causech my goed #So here's my question #i hate how its only okay for men to 7???? we've all agreed having a horse c--- doesn't make it a horse #b--------- // t where's the diversity only exist for the artist to j------- to aspects. Screw your generic moe chicks with that mindset it assumptive and sexist r let us f--- t-rexes, if they consenting it of course. Think about this: not everyone who draws/writes epoter aide wonte to f--- LE DISCOURSE #dont you just love how viewtifulmarkovich Follow If it passes the Harkness Test, I'm down. For the uninformed: viewtifulmarkovich Follow I-It's happening! SO YOU WANT TO F--- A FICTIONAL CREATURE? Are you an adult? W Does it have Human Intelligence (or "greater")? Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can f--- it! It's a nonhuman creature with sapience and all you need to have consentual sex with. If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's b--------- or possibly p---------! Don't f--- it! Here is an illustrated guide: X wumblr Follow GRONK! DO NOT F--- THIS #like the difference between Give it the Harkness test first! HISS! here's my issue with the harkness test archdemoning Follow Do you want to f---? felixitas Follow *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations. howtofuckamonster Follow randomitemdrop Follow This isn't an item or even a game mechanic but I think y'all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns manstrans Follow I CONSENT #monster girl discourse this post highlights the whole problem with how bemusedlybespectacled Follow #diogenes walking in with a featherless chicken. #thats what the scooby doo addition is. raptor that you f---, and she squeals, and roars in pleasure, and eat my f----- ass los i'd f--- a sentient t-rex. i'd f--- an elder god i'd f--- The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster sew-birb Follow Are you an adult? Certainly. look, the harkness test isn't whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it's whether f------ the monster is UNETHICAL. "do I find scooby doo hot?" is a separate question from "IF I find scooby doo hot, would f------ him constitute b---------?" questioning myself after making this Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created? I CONSENT #No???? Do you want to f---? It's OK to f--- this! THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" SEX Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2?? keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks Follow Of course! That's your big takeaway from this post?? ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK? GIF by frozen--roses I DON'T! t

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Harkness Test refers to a hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature. The criteria are: "Does this character have human intelligence (or greater)?", "Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?", and "Is it of sexual maturity for its species?" The list is named after Jack Harkness, a character in Doctor Who and Torchwood who displays sexual attraction to species human and non-human alike in the show. The guidelines have been edited into a graphic which itself became an exploitable as people debated the sexual eligibility of different fictional characters.

Origin

The term is inspired by Jack Harkness, a Doctor Who character from the ninth and tenth doctor arcs of the show who is from the 51st century and is considered omnisexual, flirting with multiple non-human creatures across the course of the series.^[1]

The earliest known post featuring the Harkness Test graphic was posted on Furaffinity^[2] on January 6th, 2013 by user BeakieHelmet, gaining just over 800 views. Much less than the second known earliest post on Imgur^[3] February 5th, 2013 by user MeloDoggo3928, gaining over 23,000 views.

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On February 18th, 2013 a My Little Pony edit was posted on Derpibooru^[4] by Background Pony #7F77 (shown below, left). On March 28th, the original image was posted to /r/scifi,^[5] gaining over 1,400 points. Another My Little Pony edit was posted to Derpibooru^[6] by user NiggoslavKrawczyk on August 18th, 2013 (shown below, right).

Other exploitable edits include a Zootopia edit posted by Funnyjunk user chiyoshi^[7] that gained over 390 points (shown below, left). On Tumblr,^[8] user houshou posted a Kantai Collection edit that gained over 2,100 notes (shown below, right).

SO YOU WANT TO F--- A FICTIONAL CREATURE? Give it the SHIP test first! F----- Does it have Human Intelligence (or “greater")? Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? □ Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can f--- it! It's a nonhuman creature with sentience and all you need to have consentual sex with If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's MECHAPHILIA or possibly p---------! Don't f--- it! Here is an illustrated guide: Are you an adult? Are you an adult? TOOT! Cerbainly Do you want to PuCk? Do you want to Puck? PSSSH! OP course-! DO NOT F--- THIS It's OK to f--- this! EVEN IF THE ANSWER TO AL THREE IS "YES", YOu SHoULD REALLY SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOu IF YOU EVEN WANT TO F--- A SHIP, You sICKKO.

The term saw a surge in popularity when it was mentioned in a February 4th, 2019 Plague of Gripes video implying Pokémon were sexually active partners, gaining over 2.4 million views.

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SO YOU WANT TO F--- A FICTIONAL CREATURE? Give it the Harkness test first! Does it have round eyes? ( ) Can it plop? Is it smooth chubby? If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can f--- it! It's a python creature with all you need to have b--------- with. If you answered “no" to one or more, watch out! That's sapience or possibly consentual sex! Don't f--- it! Here is an illustrated guide: Are you an adolt? Are you an adolt? Do voU want to Puch? Do voU want to Puch? lither slither DO NOT F--- THIS It's OK to f--- this! *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communicatiorn through different means and failed due to language barriers and other Special situations.

SO YOU WANT TO F--- AN AYY? Give it the Vahlen test first! Does it have Human Intelligence (or “greater")? Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is “yes" then you can f--- it! It's a nonhuman creature with sentience and all you need to have consentual sex with. If you answered “no” to one or more, watch out! That's b--------- or possibly p---------! Don't f--- it! Here is an illustrated guide: Are you an adult? Are you an adult? Certainly HISS! Do you want to Puck? Do Mou want to Puck? OP course! KRONK! DO NOT F--- THIS It's OK to f--- this! *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations.

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External References

^[1] Doctor Who Wiki – Jack Harkness

^[2] Furaffinity-Harkness Test

^[3] Imgur – HISS GRONK!

^[4] Derpibooru – MLP Harkness

^[5] Reddit – /r/scifi

^[6] Derpibooru – Gronk gronk

^[7] Funnyjunk – chiyoshi

^[8] Tumblr – "houshou" (unavailable)

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