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![Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)12:52 No.27453429 [ ! ] >>27453447 >>27453455 >>27453460 >>27453506 >>27453570 Hey guys. I've never read Homestuck and I've only really seen fanart of it. My friend, who loves it, thought it'd be really funny if I kept an eye on these HSG threads for a while and then attempted to describe what I believe to be the main characters and story of Homestuck based on what I've seen in here. The time has passed, so, here I go. Be gentle Homestuck is the story of four kids (John, Dave, Jade, and Rose) who are put into a deep sleep by a cosmic entity known as Lord English after attempting to play a video game called Sburb his agents have dispersed throughout the world for the purpose of allowing him to reach out to them for his nefarious purposes. John is a bit of a "derp," Dave is a wannabe DJ following in the footsteps of his deceased "Bro," Jade is an enthusiastic granola girl, and Rose is a mall goth with a penchant for theatrics to compensate for her crippling loneliness □ Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)12:53 No.27453447 [ ! ] >>27453460 >>27453463 >>27453500 >>27453502 >>27453570 >27453429 The coma Lord English's powers have placed the kids under allows them to access other worlds in their dreams, for his intentions are to draw them into said worlds through the subconscious window and use them to help release him from the Green Sun, a massive star from a dark realm that serves as his prison, with eldritch creatures serving as warden and guard. The agenda of Lord English is more directly aided by the enigmatic and powerful Scratch, a faceless fiend who derives his limitless power from the psychic energy of pubescent girls trapped in his master's enchanted sleep. He likes to "play with his food," so to speak, and manipulate the dreaming kids to bring about the return of his lord. He is opposed by a similarly powerful but no less malevolent being called Jack, the dreaming spirit of Jade's pet dog who is actually a god of death, worshiped by a cult known as the Midnight Crew, who routinely offer human sacrifices to pacify the canine beast's bottomless rage □ Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)12:54 No.27453463 [ ! ] >>27453486 >>27453509 >>27453518 >>27453520 >>27453526 >>27453529 >>27453570 27453447 One of the other worlds the kids reach in their dreams is the realm of Alternia, where trolls are real. These trolls are typically violent and impulsive creatures whose desires rule their lives, but some are able to temper their destructive natures. They are shepherded from afar by an oddly motherly troll who calls herself Aradia and makes sure things don't get too out of hand. Some of these trolls include Terezi a manic stoner who can taste and feel all colors of the rainbow, Vriska, a hardcore gamer girl who has become a spiteful and manipulative person ever since her loving boyfriend Tavros died of a terminal illness that had previously rendered him crippled, Kanaya an undead fashion queen given unlife by the power of Scratch who occasionally succumbs to her vampiric nature (and thus the brutal murder of her friends Eridan and Feferi, a brother and sister pair of sea-dwelling aristocrats), and Gamzee, a kind and caring friend to the others who turns into a psychopathic serial killer until the dawn whenever the clock strikes Three in the Morning The kids discovered that their world is actually nothing more than a reality dreamed up by these trolls, also under the influence of Lord English's guided d order to foil Scratch's plans and stop the releasing of English. It helps that John has discovered that he is in fact immortal and indestructible in this world of dreams, and has "awakened" as a god reaming powers. In a bizarre paradox, the two races who dream of each other must find ways to work together in How close or far off was l?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/418/140/37c.png "Wow... Just, wow...")
![Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)01:29 No.26028131 Hide [!] File 583.png-(8 KB, 197x217, 833incontainment.png) regex igdb saucenao tineye SCP-833 Class: Euclid CONTAINMENT PROCEEDURES SCP-833 is to be kept in a standard 10x10x10m room complete with furnishings for standard humanoid SCPs. This room is to be guarded by two (2) armed guards with Level 2 clearance and who have a strong dislike of cats. Requests made by SCP-833 may be approved by any Level 4 researchers Under no circumstances is SCP-833 to come into contact with SCP-529, SCP-607, SCP-637, SCP-2558-J or SCP-2559-J. During Event 833-A, all personel interacting with SCP-833 are to be restrained by the two guards outside of SCP-833's cell for one (1) hour. DESCRIPTION SCP-833 is a humanoid female between 10-13 years of age. Subject is noted to have grey skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth and two horns protruding from her head. Other than these noted anomalies, SCP-833 appears externally human. Biopsy however has revealed [REDACTED]. Intelligence and physical tests have proven SCP-833 to be mildly autistic, though physically fit. Feral tendencies including [REDACTED] have led researches to believe that SCP-833 was raised in the wild SCP-833 is perfectly capable of speech, though researchers and those present note that prolonged listening to SCP-833 causes migranes and minor nasuea. This effect is not memetic, SCP-833 is just annoying At random intervals, SCP-833 will loudly announce "UPDATE" regardless of who is present at the current time. Those within earshot of this event (Known as 833-A) will become unreasonably violent, and attempt to harm SCP-833 To date, SCP-833 has requested A cat (Denied) Milk (Approved) A canvas, paints, and the intimate knowledge of all on-site staff relationships (Partially approved) Another cat (denied) 3 cats (Denied) A bucket (Approved, then subsequently denied, see addendum 833-2) 50 cats (Denied)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/412/267/09e.png "09e.png")
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