Infomercial Fails - Rusty is a n-----

"Now I have to microwave these dishes one at a time, like some freakin' animal."

Also I don't see how this is related to people of African descent or The Maui Land & Pineapple Co. (NYSE:MLP) extracting something. You should really make those tags relevant.

For Gods sakes woman, do them ONE AT A TIME. NOT BOTH.