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You can be the father of one of the Mane 6. Choose.. Twilight Sparkle's father; you have a hot wife, a successful daughter and a pretty awesome son. ut Twilight can also be a neurotic spaz at times. You have to deal with her crises & dumb panic attacks even after she's grown up and left home. Every time you try to get romantic with the wife there's a 50% chance Twily will show up unexpectedly with some anxiety crisis, ruining your chance at sex. Rarity's father; you've had to deal with her drama all through her fillyhood. Plus, you've been chasing colts and young stallions away since before she had her cutie mark. At least now she's moved out, and a successful business owner...reliably plaving you back the start-up money you loaned her. Unfortunately, your wife's ass is getting bigger every year. Maybe you're into that..your choice. Applejack's father; you are dead, but at least you'll never have to kick another damn apple tree again You lived long enough to see Apple Bloom born. Rainbow Dash's father; you can never have nice things. Your expensive recliner chair, your big screen TV your antique collection, all destroyed because you have a hyperactive pegasus filly. But hey...maybe she really will be a Wonderbolt one day, and that would be awesome. Pinkie Pie's father; you are pretty sure your daughter is on drugs...but at least she lives far away and only visits on weekends. At least your other two daughters are normal. Plus, you have a Rock Farm, and that is cool as f---. S-- I DON'T KNOW Fluttershy's father; we don't know anything about (t·D- WHO MY DADDY IS... im, so you get to make up your own story You must raise your Mane 6 filly from birth to adult marehood. Yes, you will be required to change nasty diapers...your wife won't let you skate on that. You can be a nice, loving Dad if you want (or not), but your filly will sometimes get into trouble and then you have to come down hard on her. Think youi wife is gonna help with that? S--- no...she's gonna pull that "Wait until your father gets home!" crap so that you're always the bad guy and she never has to look bad. You have to deal with all the normal crap, having a job, paying the mortgage & taxes, bills, report cards, family vacations, paying for braces...et cetera.

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What are you, my little ponies, talking about? Imao teehee giggle giggle m lol Oh,hi, Dash! We were just talking about how silly we looked as babies. Word? Well, I'd totally join in but I don't carry my baby, photos- SO CUTE!!! Unicorns being born with longer legs is soooo adorable!! Here's me! Iwas so stubby, but makes sensel Earth ponies are born with stronger legs! And, Dash...oh No feathers eyes not open Skinny legs / hollow bones M 22 That's okay! I have copies of everyponies baby photos!! How invasive but Convenient, Pinkie!

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You can be the father of one of the Mane 6. Choose.. Twilight Sparkle's father; you have a hot wife, a successful daughter and a pretty awesome son. ut Twilight can also be a neurotic spaz at times. You have to deal with her crises & dumb panic attacks even after she's grown up and left home. Every time you try to get romantic with the wife there's a 50% chance Twily will show up unexpectedly with some anxiety crisis, ruining your chance at sex. Rarity's father; you've had to deal with her drama all through her fillyhood. Plus, you've been chasing colts and young stallions away since before she had her cutie mark. At least now she's moved out, and a successful business owner...reliably plaving you back the start-up money you loaned her. Unfortunately, your wife's ass is getting bigger every year. Maybe you're into that..your choice. Applejack's father; you are dead, but at least you'll never have to kick another damn apple tree again You lived long enough to see Apple Bloom born. Rainbow Dash's father; you can never have nice things. Your expensive recliner chair, your big screen TV your antique collection, all destroyed because you have a hyperactive pegasus filly. But hey...maybe she really will be a Wonderbolt one day, and that would be awesome. Pinkie Pie's father; you are pretty sure your daughter is on drugs...but at least she lives far away and only visits on weekends. At least your other two daughters are normal. Plus, you have a Rock Farm, and that is cool as f---. S-- I DON'T KNOW Fluttershy's father; we don't know anything about (t·D- WHO MY DADDY IS... im, so you get to make up your own story You must raise your Mane 6 filly from birth to adult marehood. Yes, you will be required to change nasty diapers...your wife won't let you skate on that. You can be a nice, loving Dad if you want (or not), but your filly will sometimes get into trouble and then you have to come down hard on her. Think youi wife is gonna help with that? S--- no...she's gonna pull that "Wait until your father gets home!" crap so that you're always the bad guy and she never has to look bad. You have to deal with all the normal crap, having a job, paying the mortgage & taxes, bills, report cards, family vacations, paying for braces...et cetera.

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MScratch

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Feb 15, 2013 at 06:18AM EST

Rarity's father is Thomas Magnum.

You can't beat that.

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Captain L

Captain L

Feb 15, 2013 at 07:38AM EST

I'll take being Fluttershy's dad, because I want to be part of the absolute adorableness when she crawls into my bed because of a bad dream.

But I also want to do her, so…can I just be a dad with her as the mother?

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