As an avid reptile enthusiast, I want to slap that mother in the face with a sea bass.

Congratulations, mother from the story, you have not only insulted someone working at a job that interests them but you have also told your six year old daughter that having a boyfriend matters more than doing what you are interested in. Bravo, humanity, bravo.

Also, since when has it been assumed that guys don't like girls with snakes? Was Brittney Spears wrong this whole time!?