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Creepypasta - Such is Life in Russia

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Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call most trusted babysitter. When babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read downstairs because there's no electricity (parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long). So, she calls parents and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it okay, but babysitter has one final request. She ask if she could cover up Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with blanket or cloth, because it makes her nervous. Phone line is silent for moment, and father who say, "Take children and get out of house. We will call milíta. We do not have Lenin statue." Militia find all three of house occupants dead because KGB kill them for trying to cover Lenin statue. Then militia arrest parents for not having Lenin statue. Such is life in Moscow.

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SixthSun

SixthSun

Oct 27, 2015 at 09:04PM EDT

Wow, this is pretty old for something that's on the front page.

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Dragirby (Discord & Goat Dad's Waifu)

Dragirby (Discord & Goat Dad's Waifu)

Jun 05, 2013 at 08:44AM EDT

God I love me some Marx.

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