You can't have a futuristic story-heavy action adventure platforming/puzzle game with a female protagonist? Aw damn, someone should have told the developers of Mirror's Edge and Portal.

Yeah, pretty much every character in Dragon's Crown is a caricature of what they represent, either being super-toned or super-tits or what have you. Hell, consider the body-to-head size ratio of all those characters compared to actual people. That's why I like the Elf, because she's much more normal-looking and modest. And cute. Have I mentioned I like the Elf? Cause I like the Elf.